I went to the Brewers game on Thursday night. I think I spent more time thinking about punching the guy next to me than watching the game though. If you don't know a damn thing about baseball, don't yell stupid things to make it sounds like it. Being louder doesn't make the words coming out of your mouth any more right.
In other news I hope that the NFL games tomorrow go a little better than the college games today. I did horrible on my fantasy football college teams today.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Hockey is around the corner....NOW WITH LINKS AS REQUESTED
Go to My Sports Blog to see the rundown on everything for the Badgers I wrote. The departed, the returning, the newbies, and my team predictions.
Some added on from that is my predictions for the WCHA for the season in which I will not put there because it is nothing but based on my liking of the other teams combined with how well I think they will do. For instance, I love Mankatos jerseys and want them to do well so they are a lot higher than most people would put them.
So here they are:
1. Sioux
Lets face it, their entire team is returning
2. Wisconsin
I'm bias and hanging my hopes on Turris, Street, and Connelly.
3. Gophers
LGM is getting her ass kicked for being a secondary fan of this god forsaken team BUT they are good I just hate them
4. Pioneers
They always have a decent team so I can't fault them too much. I have no quams with Denver as of right now or else they'd be under Duluth.
5. Mavericks
I don't care if Mankato was as bad as the Seawolves, they would still hit 5 with me because I completely love their jerseys. I like them so much I would probably wear one if I went to a Badgers/Maverick game in Mankato (just to ensure not to get anything thrown at me and because they are cool looking)
6. Huskies (St. Cloud)
Is it bad that I had to look up their mascot because I forgot what they were? That tells you how much I like them.They have kinda cool uniforms though. Better than Gophers at least. WT wins extra points above LGM for liking the Huskies more than the Gophers, but since she doesn't like hockey like the rest of us they are about even.
7. Bulldogs
I have nothing against Duluth they just aren't that great of a hockey team usually. They have a cool mascot though.
8. Huskies (MT)
I just have a lot against Michigan. Long story and no I won't go into it. I have a hard time liking anything in Michigan at all because I am bias against the entire damn state.
9. Tigers
I just hate CC and I hope they suck. Go Denver!
10. Seawolves
They just aren't really ever good. And the recent feud on RWD comment with Donald has made them fall to 10th place because before that they were tied with the Tigers. Not really that was a complete lie, they were always 10th on my list. What are Seawovles anyways? Seriously, I've never heard of one and I think of myself as cultured....sometimes.
Sidenote: If you look on the USCHO standing we're all number 1. That's how it should be, we are all winners. Until the puck hits the ice that is.
Next on the agenda....numbers. Why do players feel they need to change their freakin' numbers after their freshman year? Seriously, no wonder I can't remember who is what number until 3 games into the season. Grr. Some peoples children, I'm tellin' ya. How do they expect me to remember who they are if they change their numbers all the time. Except Street, he can change his (he didn't) all he wants but he'll just have to take his shirt off completely for me so I can tell who it is.
And onward...
My early nominees for the All Hottie teams are in. It might change after I see them up close and personal so these are just a hint at who they might be and who to look for/at when WI is in town. And I have came to the conclusion that the Badgers need to find better times to take pictures of theses guys. Most of them look like it was just after practice and they threw a suit coat on them and snapped it.
Drewiske
Has the guy next door look
Davies
Has one of those cute squishy faces
Bohmbach
Has the hard ass military look
Bendickson
Has the pretty boy look
Ford
Doesn't really have a look he's just hot. But his picture doesn't do him justice.
Street
Has the boy next door look but his picture is also horrible. He sure has a nice set of abs and great muscle tone all over.
Mitchell
As long as he doesn't smile goofy he's pretty cute
Henderson
He'll never see ice time but he's good looking.
Goloubef
A freshman but he is cute and has blonde hair and blue eyes which for me isn't my typical liking.
The guys that never had or ever will have a chance to make the hottie team:
Engel
He looks like a caveman
Grotting
Troll comes to mind, but that isn't right. I don't know how to describe it.
I have a goal this year of getting a picture of every player that I think should be eligible for the hottie team and post it so that voters on RWD's site can really get a good look at them.
Some added on from that is my predictions for the WCHA for the season in which I will not put there because it is nothing but based on my liking of the other teams combined with how well I think they will do. For instance, I love Mankatos jerseys and want them to do well so they are a lot higher than most people would put them.
So here they are:
1. Sioux
Lets face it, their entire team is returning
2. Wisconsin
I'm bias and hanging my hopes on Turris, Street, and Connelly.
3. Gophers
LGM is getting her ass kicked for being a secondary fan of this god forsaken team BUT they are good I just hate them
4. Pioneers
They always have a decent team so I can't fault them too much. I have no quams with Denver as of right now or else they'd be under Duluth.
5. Mavericks
I don't care if Mankato was as bad as the Seawolves, they would still hit 5 with me because I completely love their jerseys. I like them so much I would probably wear one if I went to a Badgers/Maverick game in Mankato (just to ensure not to get anything thrown at me and because they are cool looking)
6. Huskies (St. Cloud)
Is it bad that I had to look up their mascot because I forgot what they were? That tells you how much I like them.They have kinda cool uniforms though. Better than Gophers at least. WT wins extra points above LGM for liking the Huskies more than the Gophers, but since she doesn't like hockey like the rest of us they are about even.
7. Bulldogs
I have nothing against Duluth they just aren't that great of a hockey team usually. They have a cool mascot though.
8. Huskies (MT)
I just have a lot against Michigan. Long story and no I won't go into it. I have a hard time liking anything in Michigan at all because I am bias against the entire damn state.
9. Tigers
I just hate CC and I hope they suck. Go Denver!
10. Seawolves
They just aren't really ever good. And the recent feud on RWD comment with Donald has made them fall to 10th place because before that they were tied with the Tigers. Not really that was a complete lie, they were always 10th on my list. What are Seawovles anyways? Seriously, I've never heard of one and I think of myself as cultured....sometimes.
Sidenote: If you look on the USCHO standing we're all number 1. That's how it should be, we are all winners. Until the puck hits the ice that is.
Next on the agenda....numbers. Why do players feel they need to change their freakin' numbers after their freshman year? Seriously, no wonder I can't remember who is what number until 3 games into the season. Grr. Some peoples children, I'm tellin' ya. How do they expect me to remember who they are if they change their numbers all the time. Except Street, he can change his (he didn't) all he wants but he'll just have to take his shirt off completely for me so I can tell who it is.
And onward...
My early nominees for the All Hottie teams are in. It might change after I see them up close and personal so these are just a hint at who they might be and who to look for/at when WI is in town. And I have came to the conclusion that the Badgers need to find better times to take pictures of theses guys. Most of them look like it was just after practice and they threw a suit coat on them and snapped it.
Drewiske
Has the guy next door look
Davies
Has one of those cute squishy faces
Bohmbach
Has the hard ass military look
Bendickson
Has the pretty boy look
Ford
Doesn't really have a look he's just hot. But his picture doesn't do him justice.
Street
Has the boy next door look but his picture is also horrible. He sure has a nice set of abs and great muscle tone all over.
Mitchell
As long as he doesn't smile goofy he's pretty cute
Henderson
He'll never see ice time but he's good looking.
Goloubef
A freshman but he is cute and has blonde hair and blue eyes which for me isn't my typical liking.
The guys that never had or ever will have a chance to make the hottie team:
Engel
He looks like a caveman
Grotting
Troll comes to mind, but that isn't right. I don't know how to describe it.
I have a goal this year of getting a picture of every player that I think should be eligible for the hottie team and post it so that voters on RWD's site can really get a good look at them.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Hockey Season is Official
It is officially hockey season and time for me to start talking about hockey now. I got my season tickets in the mail on Saturday and now it's time to sit down, look at the roster, and evaluate everybody. Okay so that isn't going to happen on here, but in my mind I will be. I am not quite the stats person all the time and I am horrible with checking up on player in the offseason and checking out the incoming players. Believe it or not, I probably have learned more about the new WI recruits for this year from all the other fabulous blogs I read. If I get around to it, I will probably put my two cents in.
I officially won't have the internet at work beginning Oct. 1, or at least in the capacity of a laptop with access. I bought myself a Motorola Q to keep myself occupied at work though. I am a dork, I know. I might even actually post from a game sometime if anybody is hot to know the score and it isn't on tv where they are....but you'll have to ask sometime in the same week as the game or I'll forget. Anyways, I probably won't post a shit ton on the Q because, well lets face it, it's tiny and nothing like typing on a keyboard. I think I might get up to 30 words a minute on that thing if I try hard enough, but compared to the 70+ I can type on a computer, it seems like it takes FOREVER.
So my new boss has to call me every 10 minutes to ask me what to do all the time. I might go crazy before the opening game of hockey this year.......
I officially won't have the internet at work beginning Oct. 1, or at least in the capacity of a laptop with access. I bought myself a Motorola Q to keep myself occupied at work though. I am a dork, I know. I might even actually post from a game sometime if anybody is hot to know the score and it isn't on tv where they are....but you'll have to ask sometime in the same week as the game or I'll forget. Anyways, I probably won't post a shit ton on the Q because, well lets face it, it's tiny and nothing like typing on a keyboard. I think I might get up to 30 words a minute on that thing if I try hard enough, but compared to the 70+ I can type on a computer, it seems like it takes FOREVER.
So my new boss has to call me every 10 minutes to ask me what to do all the time. I might go crazy before the opening game of hockey this year.......
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
It's Been FOREVER
I know, I know, I haven't been on here in forever. Ya'll probably stopped checking to see if I was alive. I get sidetracked easy (usually by video games). Lately I've been busy as all get out though. My boss quit a month ago and of course they hire a new guy 2 days prior to her last day which obviously does not give her time to train him. So guess who gets to train the new guy?!?! You're truely. And guess who trained my boss when she started....yup, Me again. And now you're asking, well why didn't they promote you to it? Well I can answer that for ya, although it's a long story. Here is the shortened version of it. This time I just didn't apply for it because last time before our female boss was hired I applied because I had been doing the job for our boss at that time because he was a lazy ass mofo that didn't want to do anything other than have an affair (they are just best friends say them) with the secretary. Anyways, so I applied and thought I had a great interview and everything. I guess I didn't. I found out I didn't get hired for it by calling my boss one morning and he said he was on his way to work. I asked why because he was never at work before noon and he said, "well I have to train the girl taking my spot." Nice way to find out you didn't get the job that you had been doing for the last year. So then he trains her for 2 weeks but she doesn't learn anything other than how to flirt with the receptionist so she calls me the day of her first day alone and says, "I know you are upset over not getting this job but I also know that you know everything about this place so could you please train me on something other than flirting." And of course I'm nice so I did it. We became more friends than her being my boss but that was cool. Not getting promoted was the reason I switched to nights so I didn't have to deal with people anymore. I also finished out my week on days and went into the main office to turn in payroll and the general manager (head of the madison branch that interviewed me and I actually had a friendly relationship with or so I thought) called me into his office and told me that I had the worst interview ever, I am too young, and that I live too far away from Madison and to never ever apply for a position again because he was mad and would never promote me. (flirty boss lived 20 minutes further than I did and now the new boss lives even further than him). At any rate, I got fucked out of the job. So I didn't bother applying this time and the female boss says, "well the general manager asked why you didn't apply. I told him I didn't know" my response was of course that he had told me never to apply for anything again. and she says, "I know you told me that and I kind of mentioned it/hinted to him about it and he said that he doesn't remember saying it. But I am quite she he probably did." In so little words, our general manager is an ass and only does what is good for him and he always says he knows he treats people like shit. Great, grand, wonderful, now why would I apply again?!? Anyways, so this new guy doesn't know how to use any microsoft office applications, types with two fingers, and doesn't understand the schedule. What? Yeah, you heard me. He's a dumbass, one that lives in Green Bay to boot. Like he's going to be able to be on call. Nice. So I have been training him and doing the schedule and payroll for him for the last 2 weeks because he dind't have time to learn the schedule/payroll system (it's on paper, not that hard) but whatever. So tomorrow I am giving it up to him (I hope) and I will have time to do whatever I want again. Though this new guys is kind of a jackass so I am not sure I"ll be able to have my computer at work anymore or anything like that. We'll see.
In other news, I've officially played Oblivion for 170+ hours now. I really wish those motherfucking games didn't tell you how long you're actually spent playing them. Why can't they just save and say, "saved at 06:32AM" just so I know when the last save was. I don't want to know I've spent more hours playing a game than there are in an entire week. So I'll play more when I get home tomorrow. Only 1 1/2 months until Guitar Hero III comes out, and only 3 weeks until Halo 3 is out. I gotta finish Obvilion quickly here. I only have 5 more Oblivion Gates to close though.
In other news, I've officially played Oblivion for 170+ hours now. I really wish those motherfucking games didn't tell you how long you're actually spent playing them. Why can't they just save and say, "saved at 06:32AM" just so I know when the last save was. I don't want to know I've spent more hours playing a game than there are in an entire week. So I'll play more when I get home tomorrow. Only 1 1/2 months until Guitar Hero III comes out, and only 3 weeks until Halo 3 is out. I gotta finish Obvilion quickly here. I only have 5 more Oblivion Gates to close though.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
The Weekend Kicked My Ass
So last week we have the all important Thursday night softball league tourney. Why is it so important you ask? Well because we get to play on a field that we can hit the ball over the fence. That is major exciting to us, except for the 2 home run per game limit. Granted I don't think any team surpassed the 2 over the fence limit. On Saturday we of course lose the first game of the double elimination tourney and end up playing 3 games on Saturday which wasn't so bad, but then we decided to come back through the losers brackets on Sunday and win the entire thing. Doesn't sound that difficult but Sunday I woke up with a terrible cold and we weren't even sure that we'd have 10 people show up. So the first game we play the toughest team in the league and we usually lose to them every year for 1st place by losing the last game of the season to them (not that I really care whether we get 1st or 2nd in league 'cause it isn't like we get anything for it). So we are down 8 runs in the 5th inning and I don't know how but we decide to jump on our horse and come back in win in the bottom of the 8th with a base hit to right field. Yea! That was at one and then we have an hour off and end up playing at 3, 4, 5, 6 and because we played an undefeated team and won, we had to play two games to win at 6. It was a long long long day. By the end I was grunting every time I had to throw the ball back to the pitcher from 1st base which isn't that far. I was TIRED....and I had to work that night....and I had a cold. Oh...and I got hit with a line drive in the leg but nicely had my leg flexed so I had a charlie horse for like 3 days. I lived through one night of work but then was so sick that I had to miss two shifts. I guess they frown upon puking in the toilet because it scares people. Who knew? Anyways, it was one of those weekends. I'm so glad there is only one Thursday night and one Wednesday night game left for softball 'cause I think my broken knee is going to fall off. Shocker...and I know, I know, thats what I get for playing on a broken knee.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Slacker
I'm a slacker. I read everybody's awesome blogs but get lazy and don't write anything in my own. Of course I don't have anything cool to say 'cause I don't go to little kids baseball games and get in fights with 400 pd women like WinTwins or go to Chitown and run into strange people like LGM, but hey, I did stay at a holiday express last night. Those have got to be the most fucking retarded commercials EVER and they play them all the time.
Anyways....whats new with me...well Big Brother is on 3 days a week so that takes up a lot of my time. For anybody that watches the show, if I knew anybody like Evil Dick I would cut his balls off and shove them in his mouth so that he can't word vomit anymore. He's such an ass.
Last week I dog sat 2 puppies from wiemeraner hell. My best friend thought it would be cool if we collectively dog sat them because I work when she's home and she works when I'm home. The problem with this theory is that the dogs sleep all fucking night long with her and then I don't get a bit of sleep during the day. The other problem is that they get up 4 or 5 times a night because with my dogs and hers we had 4 wiemeraners in the house and when one moves, they all move and all don't have to go potty at the same time. So I have to get up with them when I don't work and I have to worry when I am at work because Jenny sleeps like the DEAD! I came home from work Monday morning to 1 dog in my sunroom and 3 outside. Thinking to myself "fuck Jenny you were so tired you coudln't even open the door for all 4 dogs" until I turn the corner and see that the dog had climbed in through the top sunroom window. Now how Jenny did not hear this commotion as Sterling ripped the screen, ripped the blinds, tore down the curtain rod is beyond me. I also now have about 5 holes being dug to China that are big enough to fit 1 wiemeraner and 2 mini wiener dogs right now that I have to fill in. I also lost two window well covers and a 2 gallon dog watering dish thingy. All in all it was nothing less than a hellish week. Oh yeah, and I also got jumped on so many times that I think I will never be able to have children. I'm also glad that my knee survived the week although it is still extrememly sore from getting pounced on. At least the wieners went to grammas house. Well they kinda HAD to because Basco attacked one of the puppies about 10 minutes after they got there and I had to peel his jaws apart to get him off. But I am so glad to be back to only having my big lug Jase and angry at life Basco. Jase is learning "shake" but he thinks he should paw the food out of my hand instead of shake with my empty hand. He's not the top of his class let me tell ya. Of course he's better than Basco is just too stubborn to learn anything.
So in other news, my brother had his second kid on Wednesday morning. Don't get excited in saying it's so exciting to be an aunt because I've been one since I was 9 (old brothers). Anyways, he named it Larry LaVern III. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? Like you need two Larry's in a house. We called my bro "Luke" his whole life because there were two Larry's in the house until my dad died when Luke was 14, but when he went to college everybody called him Larry so now everybody calls him Larry. In fact I called his house before he was married to his wife and she answered and when I asked for Luke she said, "you have the wrong number." Anyways, JR's I'm okay with, but the 3rd? Of course the fact that he never liked it when anybody found out his middle name was LaVern you'd think he'd consider that when naming his children. The first one got a normal name "Drew" so why torture the second one?!? He wants a girl really bad I think and was damn sure it was going to be one so perhaps they didn't have any names picked out? He's very unprepared and always thinks he's right so that could very well be the case. I've got a whole list of names I want to name my kids. Of course they are going to end up being my dogs names because I will probably never have kids, but whatever.
So yeah, like I was saying, nothing is happening with me. I'll try to cut down on the swearing next entry. I've been swearing like a sailor lately...probably because I watch Brewers baseball.
Anyways....whats new with me...well Big Brother is on 3 days a week so that takes up a lot of my time. For anybody that watches the show, if I knew anybody like Evil Dick I would cut his balls off and shove them in his mouth so that he can't word vomit anymore. He's such an ass.
Last week I dog sat 2 puppies from wiemeraner hell. My best friend thought it would be cool if we collectively dog sat them because I work when she's home and she works when I'm home. The problem with this theory is that the dogs sleep all fucking night long with her and then I don't get a bit of sleep during the day. The other problem is that they get up 4 or 5 times a night because with my dogs and hers we had 4 wiemeraners in the house and when one moves, they all move and all don't have to go potty at the same time. So I have to get up with them when I don't work and I have to worry when I am at work because Jenny sleeps like the DEAD! I came home from work Monday morning to 1 dog in my sunroom and 3 outside. Thinking to myself "fuck Jenny you were so tired you coudln't even open the door for all 4 dogs" until I turn the corner and see that the dog had climbed in through the top sunroom window. Now how Jenny did not hear this commotion as Sterling ripped the screen, ripped the blinds, tore down the curtain rod is beyond me. I also now have about 5 holes being dug to China that are big enough to fit 1 wiemeraner and 2 mini wiener dogs right now that I have to fill in. I also lost two window well covers and a 2 gallon dog watering dish thingy. All in all it was nothing less than a hellish week. Oh yeah, and I also got jumped on so many times that I think I will never be able to have children. I'm also glad that my knee survived the week although it is still extrememly sore from getting pounced on. At least the wieners went to grammas house. Well they kinda HAD to because Basco attacked one of the puppies about 10 minutes after they got there and I had to peel his jaws apart to get him off. But I am so glad to be back to only having my big lug Jase and angry at life Basco. Jase is learning "shake" but he thinks he should paw the food out of my hand instead of shake with my empty hand. He's not the top of his class let me tell ya. Of course he's better than Basco is just too stubborn to learn anything.
So in other news, my brother had his second kid on Wednesday morning. Don't get excited in saying it's so exciting to be an aunt because I've been one since I was 9 (old brothers). Anyways, he named it Larry LaVern III. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? Like you need two Larry's in a house. We called my bro "Luke" his whole life because there were two Larry's in the house until my dad died when Luke was 14, but when he went to college everybody called him Larry so now everybody calls him Larry. In fact I called his house before he was married to his wife and she answered and when I asked for Luke she said, "you have the wrong number." Anyways, JR's I'm okay with, but the 3rd? Of course the fact that he never liked it when anybody found out his middle name was LaVern you'd think he'd consider that when naming his children. The first one got a normal name "Drew" so why torture the second one?!? He wants a girl really bad I think and was damn sure it was going to be one so perhaps they didn't have any names picked out? He's very unprepared and always thinks he's right so that could very well be the case. I've got a whole list of names I want to name my kids. Of course they are going to end up being my dogs names because I will probably never have kids, but whatever.
So yeah, like I was saying, nothing is happening with me. I'll try to cut down on the swearing next entry. I've been swearing like a sailor lately...probably because I watch Brewers baseball.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Brewers Sucked on Saturday
I went to the game on Saturday and man did it suck. It was boring and I kept yawning. I mean the game was fun and all, but the Brewers didn't do anything and it turned out to be quite boring. I mean geesh, we walked the other teams 12 year old looking pitcher (who by the way had an amazing shutout after 8 innings).
Here are some pictures.
Here are some pictures.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
I was naughty
I played softball tonight. Hobble and all. Well actually I didn't really hobble, my range of mobility just isn't great. I was the least injured of our injured/out of commission people on the team. One girl was just out of commission for the day because it was her birthday yesterday and she didn't feel too hot today. We only had 9 with me so it's good I showed up, but the other team was the worst team in the league with a record of 0- how many ever games they've played where we are how many ever games we've played -0. So we won needless to say and my knee actually doesn't feel too bad. Granted I am waiting to go to bed and see how it is when I wake up in the morning.
In other news.....before I left for my game, the door to my mailbox magically appeared back on my mailbox. What do you know?!? You don't think the kids parents were a little upset with them, do you? It would be nice to know if I had mail that was in there when they decided to bash it though. Oh well, I guess at least I don't have to buy a new mailbox this way. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might have gotten caught by keeping the evidence with them. I mean hello stupid kids, don't keep the mailbox cover that says (1909) on it if you don't want people to know who's mailbox cover you took!!!
In other news.....before I left for my game, the door to my mailbox magically appeared back on my mailbox. What do you know?!? You don't think the kids parents were a little upset with them, do you? It would be nice to know if I had mail that was in there when they decided to bash it though. Oh well, I guess at least I don't have to buy a new mailbox this way. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might have gotten caught by keeping the evidence with them. I mean hello stupid kids, don't keep the mailbox cover that says (1909) on it if you don't want people to know who's mailbox cover you took!!!
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Children and Mailboxes
I'm going to go off and rant and swear like no other. Just a warning.
All kids that don't have proper supervisor or respect for property should be shot. I'm not even close to joking. I don't like kids much to begin with so when the mother fucking kids in the neighborhood have to tear apart my fucking mailbox on a day when I work a double shift so there was obviously mail in the box, it pisses me off. Not only that but I was expecting a game and a cover for my cell phone in the mail so if they stole that I am going to be beyond pissed off. Don't kids have respect for property anymore? What the fuck? I mean jesus fucking christ can't you just leave other peoples shit alone. My mailbox wasn't hurting anybody and I'm sure the mother fuckers stole my mail. Not that it's that big of a deal unless the two things I was expecting where there. I was also expecting a cell bill but I can just go pay that later. I'm beyond pissed right now and I just got off a 16 hour shift so me being pissed right now is NOT a good thing. I hate kids even more now. Seriously to all parents out there....supervise your stupid fucking children so they don't do stupid shit to other peoples property.
All kids that don't have proper supervisor or respect for property should be shot. I'm not even close to joking. I don't like kids much to begin with so when the mother fucking kids in the neighborhood have to tear apart my fucking mailbox on a day when I work a double shift so there was obviously mail in the box, it pisses me off. Not only that but I was expecting a game and a cover for my cell phone in the mail so if they stole that I am going to be beyond pissed off. Don't kids have respect for property anymore? What the fuck? I mean jesus fucking christ can't you just leave other peoples shit alone. My mailbox wasn't hurting anybody and I'm sure the mother fuckers stole my mail. Not that it's that big of a deal unless the two things I was expecting where there. I was also expecting a cell bill but I can just go pay that later. I'm beyond pissed right now and I just got off a 16 hour shift so me being pissed right now is NOT a good thing. I hate kids even more now. Seriously to all parents out there....supervise your stupid fucking children so they don't do stupid shit to other peoples property.
Oblivion
I've been playing a shitload of Oblivion lately. That game rocks but I've played it for about 27 hours and have only closed one of sixteen oblivion gates. There are so many freakin' quests and shit it is just huge.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
And the season is over for me
I'm back from my rampage. I feel better. Well not really but I am coming to terms with not being able to play softball.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Warning....
I may not post a whole lot for awhile and if I do it will probably be filled with a lot of profanity because I mother fucking god damn torn my MCL slipping on a mother fucking hill.
I feel a little better now.
I feel a little better now.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
nothing good
I play a lot of softball. So I recently got put into the outfield because we have too many infielders. Not a big deal. I mean nobody really NEEDS depth perception to catch a ball right? A little luck and a good runner gets ya far. Well at least for me. I am not a bad outfielder, I just have bad depth perception so when I catch the ball I look like a moron because I can't tell where it's going to land until it's pretty close to me, but I usually catch it. Anyways, I've been playing with these girls for a long time and I'm the one that gets booted to the outfield even though the new girl is a good player. She's just a whiner so therefore since I don't whine (except on here) I get thrown out there. I really don't care that much though, I'm just scared of messing up.
So tonight I go to softball and I have to walk over the railroad tracks and down a small hill. So as I'm doing down the hill I slip on the rocks and my knee does something funky and I get up and feel like a retard of course. So I play anyways and have a hard time running and it doesn't hurt really but feels funky wierd. So I go on a date after softball and at the end of the date we go to get up from the table and I can barely get up 'cause my knee is so sore. I felt like a retard yet again. At any rate, my knee is all fucked up and I can barely walk. Of course this was after an already terrible day. At least my date was good except the guy talks a lot but I can handle that.
So tonight I go to softball and I have to walk over the railroad tracks and down a small hill. So as I'm doing down the hill I slip on the rocks and my knee does something funky and I get up and feel like a retard of course. So I play anyways and have a hard time running and it doesn't hurt really but feels funky wierd. So I go on a date after softball and at the end of the date we go to get up from the table and I can barely get up 'cause my knee is so sore. I felt like a retard yet again. At any rate, my knee is all fucked up and I can barely walk. Of course this was after an already terrible day. At least my date was good except the guy talks a lot but I can handle that.
Monday, June 18, 2007
I'm Married to JJ Hardy.....
In my dreams that is. I had a dream last night that I was married to JJ Hardy. Well at first we were just dating and eventually by the end of my dream we were married and it was a great dream. JJ Hardy has the prettiest eyes ever. Well actually a guy I went to high school with had better eyes, but he was a jackass so JJ is much better. Alot of my dreams actually come true, I could only wish that this one would.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
PS3
I bought a ps3. A bad idea, though oh so fun. I bought Ghost Rider on Blu-Ray and the HDMI cord and oh my is the picture just fucking fabulous.
Other than that nothing else is happening in my life. My neighbor is selling some cocker spaniel puppies if anybody wants to buy one. I hate cocker spaniels.
Other than that nothing else is happening in my life. My neighbor is selling some cocker spaniel puppies if anybody wants to buy one. I hate cocker spaniels.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The Bunny Killers: Part I & II
The Bunny Killer: Part I
My ma owns a duplex and my best friend and I use to live in one side together. It's a duplex that can either be a duplex or a house really so since we've always been the same family living in it, the backyard was fenced as one big yard. My ma has a shed that Mrs. Momma Bunny thinks is the best place to keep her babies when she has them. Therefore Ty and Basco grew up chasing bunnies the first year of their life but never caught one. The day my best friend moved back into her own house from my house, she let her dogs out into her yard that hadn't been mowed in I don't know how long. She unloads some stuff and goes into the yard and notices that Bailey had something in his mouth. It was a baby bunny and he was ripping it apart. (thats so gross) So then she sees Ty is chewing on something and assumes it's a baby bunny as well. As she gets close she sees it's indeed a babby bunny and Ty gets anxious that she's coming and swallows it whole. (I'll wait while ya'll go throw up) Yeah, the little dachs swallowed a baby bunny whole. I thought only snakes did crap like that!! So then here is Bailey around the side of the tree doing tearing up another baby bunny. Finally she gets them inside and cleans up the bunny mess. How gross.
The Bunny Killer: Part II
Basco and Jase (my dogs) spend every Monday at my Ma's house because I work a double shift. So she calls about 8 last night and says, "you own bunny killers". My first question, "Do I own bunny killers, or bunny eaters?". She says, "oh just killers." I was relieved oddly enough. My ma went to let Basco and Jase in and when Jase jogged by Basco to come in Basco growled at him (meaning he had something that he didn't want Jase to have) so my Ma knew something was up. She goes out there and he has 2 baby bunnies (that he killed) in front of him as he's sleeping in the grass growling at Jase. (he does the same thing with rawhides inside. Hords them and growls at Jase when he walks by, moves, or breathes pretty much). So then Ma goes out picks up Basco, throws the two bunnies over the back fence and takes Basco inside. Then she goes to let Jase in and he has a third bunny and he's tossing it around like it's a stuffed toy or a rawhide. I don't think he had any clue he was playing with a dead animal. He's kinda a pretty boy and won't even walk through mud or drink water if it doesn't have ice cubes in it. So my ma goes out and of course Jase brings her the bunny so that she can throw it for him. So she throws that one over the fence too. She's pretty sure that Jase didn't kill any 'cause he's a big lug and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Basco on the other hand....he has issues. He thinks every moving thing is his to kill. Including men with hats and facial hair. And Jonah, my gaming buddy, for some reason Basco wants to kill him. Good thing the guys I date are geeky and can't grow facial hair.
My ma owns a duplex and my best friend and I use to live in one side together. It's a duplex that can either be a duplex or a house really so since we've always been the same family living in it, the backyard was fenced as one big yard. My ma has a shed that Mrs. Momma Bunny thinks is the best place to keep her babies when she has them. Therefore Ty and Basco grew up chasing bunnies the first year of their life but never caught one. The day my best friend moved back into her own house from my house, she let her dogs out into her yard that hadn't been mowed in I don't know how long. She unloads some stuff and goes into the yard and notices that Bailey had something in his mouth. It was a baby bunny and he was ripping it apart. (thats so gross) So then she sees Ty is chewing on something and assumes it's a baby bunny as well. As she gets close she sees it's indeed a babby bunny and Ty gets anxious that she's coming and swallows it whole. (I'll wait while ya'll go throw up) Yeah, the little dachs swallowed a baby bunny whole. I thought only snakes did crap like that!! So then here is Bailey around the side of the tree doing tearing up another baby bunny. Finally she gets them inside and cleans up the bunny mess. How gross.
The Bunny Killer: Part II
Basco and Jase (my dogs) spend every Monday at my Ma's house because I work a double shift. So she calls about 8 last night and says, "you own bunny killers". My first question, "Do I own bunny killers, or bunny eaters?". She says, "oh just killers." I was relieved oddly enough. My ma went to let Basco and Jase in and when Jase jogged by Basco to come in Basco growled at him (meaning he had something that he didn't want Jase to have) so my Ma knew something was up. She goes out there and he has 2 baby bunnies (that he killed) in front of him as he's sleeping in the grass growling at Jase. (he does the same thing with rawhides inside. Hords them and growls at Jase when he walks by, moves, or breathes pretty much). So then Ma goes out picks up Basco, throws the two bunnies over the back fence and takes Basco inside. Then she goes to let Jase in and he has a third bunny and he's tossing it around like it's a stuffed toy or a rawhide. I don't think he had any clue he was playing with a dead animal. He's kinda a pretty boy and won't even walk through mud or drink water if it doesn't have ice cubes in it. So my ma goes out and of course Jase brings her the bunny so that she can throw it for him. So she throws that one over the fence too. She's pretty sure that Jase didn't kill any 'cause he's a big lug and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Basco on the other hand....he has issues. He thinks every moving thing is his to kill. Including men with hats and facial hair. And Jonah, my gaming buddy, for some reason Basco wants to kill him. Good thing the guys I date are geeky and can't grow facial hair.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Neighbors and Neighborhoods
So as we've learned I have a felon on one side of me and the person my best friend got fired for sexual harrasment on the other (though it wasn't just her there were 10 other complaints against him).
The guy that lives behind me is a cop. Which is ironic and funny. You see I've lived in the same house from when I was born until I was 18. Since then I've lived in 3 different houses and all of those has always been right next door to a cop. Not that I much care being as though I was going to be a cop at one point in time but instead decided to go down the avenue labelled "more money, doesn't require getting shot at just shit on with every joke in the book". Anyways, I'm a bit off track here. I don't particularly like any of my neighbors really. The cop is okay, but doesn't like it when dogs bark. Okay well I have a mini dachs that is the definition of a small ankle biting yappy dog, but only if men or other dogs are around. The cop has a dog as well. A pointer. A very very very energetic pointer that enjoys running up and down the back fence line trying to get the dachs to play which means the dachs barks. Now really...is that my fault. I was scared of the cop before I moved in because the jerk neighbor had told me that the cop called the cops (he's not a cop for the town we live in) on his dogs because they were barking. I don't just let my dogs bark at all hours, I'm not a mean person and I can't stand hearing Basco bark anyhow. They obviously aren't out between 10p and 8a unless it's a weekend because I'm at work so I wasn't that worried, but he has a thing for not liking dogs that bark and it bugs me. His dogs barks sometimes too. They are dogs, they bark sometimes. I think it's a cop thing because everywhere I've lived the cop neighbor always hated if the dogs made any noise at all. What is it with cops? (I mean I love that they serve and protect, but geesh) They all also seem to enjoy putting weedNfeed on their lawn to make it look perfect.
The felon. As far as I know this is his story (granted it came from his mouth mostly I just pieced together the parts he neglected to tell me when I looked him up online). He is around 30ish now (32 I think but not sure). When he was 18 he got into a gang/bar brawl with his 'buds' and after the cop shows up and gives him an assualt ticket he steals the cop car and blah blah blah. So he spent a little time in jail/prison (not sure which) but came out with a felony conviction. Of course he also tells me how in the summer he has big parties and his buddies come over and they all sit outside and smoke pot. I'm 25 and I have never smoked pot. Odd I know. I just hate smoke in general therefore can't convince myself to try it (and I would get caught because I am that fucking unlucky). At any rate, I am not thrilled about this party idea because I work every other Sat. night and prefer there isn't a bunch of pot smoking people next door that might feel the need to do something felon-like and break into my house in the middle of the night. Especially since this said neighbor knows I have an xbox 360, 2-56 screen tvs in my living room, 2 surround sounds, a Nintendo wii, and 3 computers. I like my stuff and you don't want to know how'd I'd react if any of my possession were missing when I got home. And you really don't want to know how I would react if my dogs were missing when I got home. (Granted nobody would be able to steal Basco because he has a knack for biting anybody who tries to touch him without my permission).
And Mr. Sexist. At work he was always bashing his wife and obviously making sexual comments to other people, but his wife is SO nice. I'm not sure he really knows my best friend had a hand in his departure at his last job, but she did. She wrote up a 5 page thing about him. Of course there were the 3 older women he said, "I like older women because they are more experience" to that wrote up stuff. Oh and shall I mention the 2 gay men he told they were going to hell because they are gay. At any rate, the man has issues, but he's always been pretty nice to me. I gave him a program for their computer to copy dvds, and he invited me to swim in his pool any time I want. Yeah right! Like I'm going to do that. Well I might if it was the middle of the day and he was working and it was just his wife. She babysits during the day though and I'm not a huge fan of children so that won't happen. His wife and kids come between our fences to see the dogs though. She's nice. I dont' know why she married him. Anyways....
My across the street neighbors on the right are parents of a person I worked with at GM. Nice lady I worked with, but I don't think the parents probably care for me too much at all. The first couple of months I was there my brother backed out of my driveway and he backed out of his and they hit each other. Nice job guys! Then about 2 months ago (when my lazy best friend was living with me) she lets the dogs out at like 7a and they were barking and barking and finally at 7:30a the husband came over and knocked at the door and told her to shut them up or he'll call the cops. I don't blame him one bit but my best friend and I look sort of alike except shes skinny and I'm not so I don't know if he knew the difference. And shes a bitch in the morning so I can imagine how well that went.
Then I always have to use air conditioning instead of leaving my windows open because my across the street neighbor to the left has people coming and going at ALL hours. And I have a yappy dachs that barks at every car door that shuts. Gotta love those yappy dogs. He's a decently nice guy and I invited him over for a hockey game, but he didn't bite. He's a smoker along with all of his friends though so I am thinking he didn't want to go somewhere where he had to go outside to smoke.
This was a pointless post really. My point was that I hate neighbors and neighborhoods and I want to move back into the country.
The guy that lives behind me is a cop. Which is ironic and funny. You see I've lived in the same house from when I was born until I was 18. Since then I've lived in 3 different houses and all of those has always been right next door to a cop. Not that I much care being as though I was going to be a cop at one point in time but instead decided to go down the avenue labelled "more money, doesn't require getting shot at just shit on with every joke in the book". Anyways, I'm a bit off track here. I don't particularly like any of my neighbors really. The cop is okay, but doesn't like it when dogs bark. Okay well I have a mini dachs that is the definition of a small ankle biting yappy dog, but only if men or other dogs are around. The cop has a dog as well. A pointer. A very very very energetic pointer that enjoys running up and down the back fence line trying to get the dachs to play which means the dachs barks. Now really...is that my fault. I was scared of the cop before I moved in because the jerk neighbor had told me that the cop called the cops (he's not a cop for the town we live in) on his dogs because they were barking. I don't just let my dogs bark at all hours, I'm not a mean person and I can't stand hearing Basco bark anyhow. They obviously aren't out between 10p and 8a unless it's a weekend because I'm at work so I wasn't that worried, but he has a thing for not liking dogs that bark and it bugs me. His dogs barks sometimes too. They are dogs, they bark sometimes. I think it's a cop thing because everywhere I've lived the cop neighbor always hated if the dogs made any noise at all. What is it with cops? (I mean I love that they serve and protect, but geesh) They all also seem to enjoy putting weedNfeed on their lawn to make it look perfect.
The felon. As far as I know this is his story (granted it came from his mouth mostly I just pieced together the parts he neglected to tell me when I looked him up online). He is around 30ish now (32 I think but not sure). When he was 18 he got into a gang/bar brawl with his 'buds' and after the cop shows up and gives him an assualt ticket he steals the cop car and blah blah blah. So he spent a little time in jail/prison (not sure which) but came out with a felony conviction. Of course he also tells me how in the summer he has big parties and his buddies come over and they all sit outside and smoke pot. I'm 25 and I have never smoked pot. Odd I know. I just hate smoke in general therefore can't convince myself to try it (and I would get caught because I am that fucking unlucky). At any rate, I am not thrilled about this party idea because I work every other Sat. night and prefer there isn't a bunch of pot smoking people next door that might feel the need to do something felon-like and break into my house in the middle of the night. Especially since this said neighbor knows I have an xbox 360, 2-56 screen tvs in my living room, 2 surround sounds, a Nintendo wii, and 3 computers. I like my stuff and you don't want to know how'd I'd react if any of my possession were missing when I got home. And you really don't want to know how I would react if my dogs were missing when I got home. (Granted nobody would be able to steal Basco because he has a knack for biting anybody who tries to touch him without my permission).
And Mr. Sexist. At work he was always bashing his wife and obviously making sexual comments to other people, but his wife is SO nice. I'm not sure he really knows my best friend had a hand in his departure at his last job, but she did. She wrote up a 5 page thing about him. Of course there were the 3 older women he said, "I like older women because they are more experience" to that wrote up stuff. Oh and shall I mention the 2 gay men he told they were going to hell because they are gay. At any rate, the man has issues, but he's always been pretty nice to me. I gave him a program for their computer to copy dvds, and he invited me to swim in his pool any time I want. Yeah right! Like I'm going to do that. Well I might if it was the middle of the day and he was working and it was just his wife. She babysits during the day though and I'm not a huge fan of children so that won't happen. His wife and kids come between our fences to see the dogs though. She's nice. I dont' know why she married him. Anyways....
My across the street neighbors on the right are parents of a person I worked with at GM. Nice lady I worked with, but I don't think the parents probably care for me too much at all. The first couple of months I was there my brother backed out of my driveway and he backed out of his and they hit each other. Nice job guys! Then about 2 months ago (when my lazy best friend was living with me) she lets the dogs out at like 7a and they were barking and barking and finally at 7:30a the husband came over and knocked at the door and told her to shut them up or he'll call the cops. I don't blame him one bit but my best friend and I look sort of alike except shes skinny and I'm not so I don't know if he knew the difference. And shes a bitch in the morning so I can imagine how well that went.
Then I always have to use air conditioning instead of leaving my windows open because my across the street neighbor to the left has people coming and going at ALL hours. And I have a yappy dachs that barks at every car door that shuts. Gotta love those yappy dogs. He's a decently nice guy and I invited him over for a hockey game, but he didn't bite. He's a smoker along with all of his friends though so I am thinking he didn't want to go somewhere where he had to go outside to smoke.
This was a pointless post really. My point was that I hate neighbors and neighborhoods and I want to move back into the country.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Would you rather...
Would you rather
have a felon as a neighbor
OR
have the person your best friend had fired from her current job for sexual harrasment as a neighbor
have a felon as a neighbor
OR
have the person your best friend had fired from her current job for sexual harrasment as a neighbor
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Day off
I am going to be productive my next 4 days off. Yeah you heard me, 4 days. I get 4 days off every other week and I love it. Of course that requires me working a double shift once a week and a Saturday every other week, but the trade off is well worth it. Do you know how many video games you can play with 4 days off!?!?
Anywho....the brewers suck. Anybody who wants to ready my new sports only blog is welcome to.
/MY SPORTS BLOG
Anywho....the brewers suck. Anybody who wants to ready my new sports only blog is welcome to.
/MY SPORTS BLOG
Movie: Apocalypto
What is wrong with Mel Gibson? What happened to the dude who kicked some ass in Lethal Weapon? His sense of a good movie just went out the window I think. Apocalypto wasn't BAD it was just gross. I don't think I've seen so much gore before and I really like the Die Hard collection. I am looking forward to seeing Hannibal Rising still but am too afraid to watch it while I'm at work because I don't want to get scared and wet myself.
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