F.......ING........SNOW

Seriously now. Every freaking time I have to drive the car around for
work it snows like a mofo or its icy or somehow shitty. And you know
what kind of car we have.....a freaking Colbalt. You can't drive over
any amount of snow in a Cobalt. And I'm sick of getting stuck
everywhere because we drive a tiny ass car.

New Years Resolution

Get a better job so I'm not so overly stressed and tired that I can't
post as often as I want. Or Santa can give me a new job. Quite
honestly I'll take ANY job.....anybody with an offer?

F.........ING............SNOW

I flippin' hate winter. And thats all I gotta say about that.

Hey LGM.....wanna learn the art of the shovel?

Weekend In Mankato

I typed this long ass mofo from my phone so I don't wanna hear about
shitty spelling and grammatical errors.

I made the all but wise trip in the winter to see everybodys favorite
bloggers, LGM and WT. I should have known better when I woke up at
the asscrack of dawn on a Friday to drive 5 hours that I was in for
it.

Just Kidding. The trip was good. I had to shovel on Friday before I
left (Something LGM would be confused about) and of course upon
returning, there was more snow.

Friday we rolled into the Kato Holiday Inn about 4 and I called up the
all favorite LGM. We met at Blue Bricks. I of course was punctual and
even had to go back to the hotel because my brilliant tagalong forgot
her ID. We still beat LGM and WT there though. So I text LGM and she
tells me to get a table for 7. (I think she paid some of these people
because I don't know anybody that has 7 friends). Needless to say I
met LGM and ALL of her friends. Then again she met all of mine and I
only took 1 with me. Anyways, I got a salad (I was on a health kick
this weekend) and it was good but then again, can you really muff up a
salad?

We ventured over to the game and I watched WI regress to playing
something similar to the little tykes that play at intermission at the
Kohl. It was terrible and I thought the refs were terrible but not
nearly as bad as the SCSU refs. The best thing about the game was the
pretzel I had and it was just OK....a little dry.

After the game we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I had my Dirty Girl
Scout. Tastes like my favorite cookie in the whole wide world. Mmmmm.
And I had a Blue UV and Leomonade.....oh wait scratch that, BWW
doesn't carry blue UV so in LGM words I ordered an old gramma drink.
An Armaretto Sour. So about 2315, we left and they went to Blue Bricks
(I think) and we punked out and went back to the hotel because unlike
LGM, we had gotten up at the asscrack of dawn to shovel snow and
drive. Upon trying to explain this to LGM, we decided upon just saying
"We are punkinh out on you" because she was a little too drunk to
understand the words that were coming out of our mouths.

So Saturday I was lazy and only got up to play pool and video games at
the hotel arcade. Then at 5 we met LGM and WT (and company) at Chevys.
Again I had salad and I didn't think it was that great and it tasted
kinda funny. Blue Bricks was better.

So my tagalongs cousin came to the game with us because she only lives
like an hour away and we had never met her bf so perfect opportunity.
Anyways the refs sucked again even though it was to our advantage. If
the Badgers knew how to score on a power play it'd be nice. Anyways,
the game ended in a tie. Jamie McBains mommy sat right behind me and
when he scored his goal on Sat night I thought she was going to fly
through the roof she was so excited. Granted I was pretty excited too
because he was in a little slump so maybe that brought him out of it.

After the game we went to Sidelines where LGM got photo proof that I
exist and she isn't making me up. (we all should have gotten into the
sleigh for a picture). Then we went to Blue Bricks and after that to
The Wine Cafe. The salad from Chevys made me feel like poop and I had
a headache since the second period of the game but I was bound and
determined to show LGM and WT that I wasn't gonna punk out again.
Thought I was gonna yak at the wine cafe but I made it back to the
hotel and felt much better afterwards. (And no kids it wasn't the
alcohol because I only had 3 freekin'drinks)

Sunday we got up ate breakfast and drove back to good ole WI where
they know how to shovel and plow. I seriously don't think I saw a
plowed road or driveway in the entire state of MN. And their fans were
kinda rude and would not sit the fuck down. I don't mind the standing
after a goal but shit. There is really no bad seat at the rink though
when people sit because its so small.

I just wanna say thanks to LGM and WT for hangin' with us losers this
weekend. And a special thanks to WT's Mommy for letting WT miss your
birthday to meet me (I was SO worth it, I swear.)

Weekend Recap

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