I may not post a whole lot for awhile and if I do it will probably be filled with a lot of profanity because I mother fucking god damn torn my MCL slipping on a mother fucking hill.
I feel a little better now.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
nothing good
I play a lot of softball. So I recently got put into the outfield because we have too many infielders. Not a big deal. I mean nobody really NEEDS depth perception to catch a ball right? A little luck and a good runner gets ya far. Well at least for me. I am not a bad outfielder, I just have bad depth perception so when I catch the ball I look like a moron because I can't tell where it's going to land until it's pretty close to me, but I usually catch it. Anyways, I've been playing with these girls for a long time and I'm the one that gets booted to the outfield even though the new girl is a good player. She's just a whiner so therefore since I don't whine (except on here) I get thrown out there. I really don't care that much though, I'm just scared of messing up.
So tonight I go to softball and I have to walk over the railroad tracks and down a small hill. So as I'm doing down the hill I slip on the rocks and my knee does something funky and I get up and feel like a retard of course. So I play anyways and have a hard time running and it doesn't hurt really but feels funky wierd. So I go on a date after softball and at the end of the date we go to get up from the table and I can barely get up 'cause my knee is so sore. I felt like a retard yet again. At any rate, my knee is all fucked up and I can barely walk. Of course this was after an already terrible day. At least my date was good except the guy talks a lot but I can handle that.
So tonight I go to softball and I have to walk over the railroad tracks and down a small hill. So as I'm doing down the hill I slip on the rocks and my knee does something funky and I get up and feel like a retard of course. So I play anyways and have a hard time running and it doesn't hurt really but feels funky wierd. So I go on a date after softball and at the end of the date we go to get up from the table and I can barely get up 'cause my knee is so sore. I felt like a retard yet again. At any rate, my knee is all fucked up and I can barely walk. Of course this was after an already terrible day. At least my date was good except the guy talks a lot but I can handle that.
Monday, June 18, 2007
I'm Married to JJ Hardy.....
In my dreams that is. I had a dream last night that I was married to JJ Hardy. Well at first we were just dating and eventually by the end of my dream we were married and it was a great dream. JJ Hardy has the prettiest eyes ever. Well actually a guy I went to high school with had better eyes, but he was a jackass so JJ is much better. Alot of my dreams actually come true, I could only wish that this one would.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
PS3
I bought a ps3. A bad idea, though oh so fun. I bought Ghost Rider on Blu-Ray and the HDMI cord and oh my is the picture just fucking fabulous.
Other than that nothing else is happening in my life. My neighbor is selling some cocker spaniel puppies if anybody wants to buy one. I hate cocker spaniels.
Other than that nothing else is happening in my life. My neighbor is selling some cocker spaniel puppies if anybody wants to buy one. I hate cocker spaniels.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The Bunny Killers: Part I & II
The Bunny Killer: Part I
My ma owns a duplex and my best friend and I use to live in one side together. It's a duplex that can either be a duplex or a house really so since we've always been the same family living in it, the backyard was fenced as one big yard. My ma has a shed that Mrs. Momma Bunny thinks is the best place to keep her babies when she has them. Therefore Ty and Basco grew up chasing bunnies the first year of their life but never caught one. The day my best friend moved back into her own house from my house, she let her dogs out into her yard that hadn't been mowed in I don't know how long. She unloads some stuff and goes into the yard and notices that Bailey had something in his mouth. It was a baby bunny and he was ripping it apart. (thats so gross) So then she sees Ty is chewing on something and assumes it's a baby bunny as well. As she gets close she sees it's indeed a babby bunny and Ty gets anxious that she's coming and swallows it whole. (I'll wait while ya'll go throw up) Yeah, the little dachs swallowed a baby bunny whole. I thought only snakes did crap like that!! So then here is Bailey around the side of the tree doing tearing up another baby bunny. Finally she gets them inside and cleans up the bunny mess. How gross.
The Bunny Killer: Part II
Basco and Jase (my dogs) spend every Monday at my Ma's house because I work a double shift. So she calls about 8 last night and says, "you own bunny killers". My first question, "Do I own bunny killers, or bunny eaters?". She says, "oh just killers." I was relieved oddly enough. My ma went to let Basco and Jase in and when Jase jogged by Basco to come in Basco growled at him (meaning he had something that he didn't want Jase to have) so my Ma knew something was up. She goes out there and he has 2 baby bunnies (that he killed) in front of him as he's sleeping in the grass growling at Jase. (he does the same thing with rawhides inside. Hords them and growls at Jase when he walks by, moves, or breathes pretty much). So then Ma goes out picks up Basco, throws the two bunnies over the back fence and takes Basco inside. Then she goes to let Jase in and he has a third bunny and he's tossing it around like it's a stuffed toy or a rawhide. I don't think he had any clue he was playing with a dead animal. He's kinda a pretty boy and won't even walk through mud or drink water if it doesn't have ice cubes in it. So my ma goes out and of course Jase brings her the bunny so that she can throw it for him. So she throws that one over the fence too. She's pretty sure that Jase didn't kill any 'cause he's a big lug and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Basco on the other hand....he has issues. He thinks every moving thing is his to kill. Including men with hats and facial hair. And Jonah, my gaming buddy, for some reason Basco wants to kill him. Good thing the guys I date are geeky and can't grow facial hair.
My ma owns a duplex and my best friend and I use to live in one side together. It's a duplex that can either be a duplex or a house really so since we've always been the same family living in it, the backyard was fenced as one big yard. My ma has a shed that Mrs. Momma Bunny thinks is the best place to keep her babies when she has them. Therefore Ty and Basco grew up chasing bunnies the first year of their life but never caught one. The day my best friend moved back into her own house from my house, she let her dogs out into her yard that hadn't been mowed in I don't know how long. She unloads some stuff and goes into the yard and notices that Bailey had something in his mouth. It was a baby bunny and he was ripping it apart. (thats so gross) So then she sees Ty is chewing on something and assumes it's a baby bunny as well. As she gets close she sees it's indeed a babby bunny and Ty gets anxious that she's coming and swallows it whole. (I'll wait while ya'll go throw up) Yeah, the little dachs swallowed a baby bunny whole. I thought only snakes did crap like that!! So then here is Bailey around the side of the tree doing tearing up another baby bunny. Finally she gets them inside and cleans up the bunny mess. How gross.
The Bunny Killer: Part II
Basco and Jase (my dogs) spend every Monday at my Ma's house because I work a double shift. So she calls about 8 last night and says, "you own bunny killers". My first question, "Do I own bunny killers, or bunny eaters?". She says, "oh just killers." I was relieved oddly enough. My ma went to let Basco and Jase in and when Jase jogged by Basco to come in Basco growled at him (meaning he had something that he didn't want Jase to have) so my Ma knew something was up. She goes out there and he has 2 baby bunnies (that he killed) in front of him as he's sleeping in the grass growling at Jase. (he does the same thing with rawhides inside. Hords them and growls at Jase when he walks by, moves, or breathes pretty much). So then Ma goes out picks up Basco, throws the two bunnies over the back fence and takes Basco inside. Then she goes to let Jase in and he has a third bunny and he's tossing it around like it's a stuffed toy or a rawhide. I don't think he had any clue he was playing with a dead animal. He's kinda a pretty boy and won't even walk through mud or drink water if it doesn't have ice cubes in it. So my ma goes out and of course Jase brings her the bunny so that she can throw it for him. So she throws that one over the fence too. She's pretty sure that Jase didn't kill any 'cause he's a big lug and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Basco on the other hand....he has issues. He thinks every moving thing is his to kill. Including men with hats and facial hair. And Jonah, my gaming buddy, for some reason Basco wants to kill him. Good thing the guys I date are geeky and can't grow facial hair.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Neighbors and Neighborhoods
So as we've learned I have a felon on one side of me and the person my best friend got fired for sexual harrasment on the other (though it wasn't just her there were 10 other complaints against him).
The guy that lives behind me is a cop. Which is ironic and funny. You see I've lived in the same house from when I was born until I was 18. Since then I've lived in 3 different houses and all of those has always been right next door to a cop. Not that I much care being as though I was going to be a cop at one point in time but instead decided to go down the avenue labelled "more money, doesn't require getting shot at just shit on with every joke in the book". Anyways, I'm a bit off track here. I don't particularly like any of my neighbors really. The cop is okay, but doesn't like it when dogs bark. Okay well I have a mini dachs that is the definition of a small ankle biting yappy dog, but only if men or other dogs are around. The cop has a dog as well. A pointer. A very very very energetic pointer that enjoys running up and down the back fence line trying to get the dachs to play which means the dachs barks. Now really...is that my fault. I was scared of the cop before I moved in because the jerk neighbor had told me that the cop called the cops (he's not a cop for the town we live in) on his dogs because they were barking. I don't just let my dogs bark at all hours, I'm not a mean person and I can't stand hearing Basco bark anyhow. They obviously aren't out between 10p and 8a unless it's a weekend because I'm at work so I wasn't that worried, but he has a thing for not liking dogs that bark and it bugs me. His dogs barks sometimes too. They are dogs, they bark sometimes. I think it's a cop thing because everywhere I've lived the cop neighbor always hated if the dogs made any noise at all. What is it with cops? (I mean I love that they serve and protect, but geesh) They all also seem to enjoy putting weedNfeed on their lawn to make it look perfect.
The felon. As far as I know this is his story (granted it came from his mouth mostly I just pieced together the parts he neglected to tell me when I looked him up online). He is around 30ish now (32 I think but not sure). When he was 18 he got into a gang/bar brawl with his 'buds' and after the cop shows up and gives him an assualt ticket he steals the cop car and blah blah blah. So he spent a little time in jail/prison (not sure which) but came out with a felony conviction. Of course he also tells me how in the summer he has big parties and his buddies come over and they all sit outside and smoke pot. I'm 25 and I have never smoked pot. Odd I know. I just hate smoke in general therefore can't convince myself to try it (and I would get caught because I am that fucking unlucky). At any rate, I am not thrilled about this party idea because I work every other Sat. night and prefer there isn't a bunch of pot smoking people next door that might feel the need to do something felon-like and break into my house in the middle of the night. Especially since this said neighbor knows I have an xbox 360, 2-56 screen tvs in my living room, 2 surround sounds, a Nintendo wii, and 3 computers. I like my stuff and you don't want to know how'd I'd react if any of my possession were missing when I got home. And you really don't want to know how I would react if my dogs were missing when I got home. (Granted nobody would be able to steal Basco because he has a knack for biting anybody who tries to touch him without my permission).
And Mr. Sexist. At work he was always bashing his wife and obviously making sexual comments to other people, but his wife is SO nice. I'm not sure he really knows my best friend had a hand in his departure at his last job, but she did. She wrote up a 5 page thing about him. Of course there were the 3 older women he said, "I like older women because they are more experience" to that wrote up stuff. Oh and shall I mention the 2 gay men he told they were going to hell because they are gay. At any rate, the man has issues, but he's always been pretty nice to me. I gave him a program for their computer to copy dvds, and he invited me to swim in his pool any time I want. Yeah right! Like I'm going to do that. Well I might if it was the middle of the day and he was working and it was just his wife. She babysits during the day though and I'm not a huge fan of children so that won't happen. His wife and kids come between our fences to see the dogs though. She's nice. I dont' know why she married him. Anyways....
My across the street neighbors on the right are parents of a person I worked with at GM. Nice lady I worked with, but I don't think the parents probably care for me too much at all. The first couple of months I was there my brother backed out of my driveway and he backed out of his and they hit each other. Nice job guys! Then about 2 months ago (when my lazy best friend was living with me) she lets the dogs out at like 7a and they were barking and barking and finally at 7:30a the husband came over and knocked at the door and told her to shut them up or he'll call the cops. I don't blame him one bit but my best friend and I look sort of alike except shes skinny and I'm not so I don't know if he knew the difference. And shes a bitch in the morning so I can imagine how well that went.
Then I always have to use air conditioning instead of leaving my windows open because my across the street neighbor to the left has people coming and going at ALL hours. And I have a yappy dachs that barks at every car door that shuts. Gotta love those yappy dogs. He's a decently nice guy and I invited him over for a hockey game, but he didn't bite. He's a smoker along with all of his friends though so I am thinking he didn't want to go somewhere where he had to go outside to smoke.
This was a pointless post really. My point was that I hate neighbors and neighborhoods and I want to move back into the country.
The guy that lives behind me is a cop. Which is ironic and funny. You see I've lived in the same house from when I was born until I was 18. Since then I've lived in 3 different houses and all of those has always been right next door to a cop. Not that I much care being as though I was going to be a cop at one point in time but instead decided to go down the avenue labelled "more money, doesn't require getting shot at just shit on with every joke in the book". Anyways, I'm a bit off track here. I don't particularly like any of my neighbors really. The cop is okay, but doesn't like it when dogs bark. Okay well I have a mini dachs that is the definition of a small ankle biting yappy dog, but only if men or other dogs are around. The cop has a dog as well. A pointer. A very very very energetic pointer that enjoys running up and down the back fence line trying to get the dachs to play which means the dachs barks. Now really...is that my fault. I was scared of the cop before I moved in because the jerk neighbor had told me that the cop called the cops (he's not a cop for the town we live in) on his dogs because they were barking. I don't just let my dogs bark at all hours, I'm not a mean person and I can't stand hearing Basco bark anyhow. They obviously aren't out between 10p and 8a unless it's a weekend because I'm at work so I wasn't that worried, but he has a thing for not liking dogs that bark and it bugs me. His dogs barks sometimes too. They are dogs, they bark sometimes. I think it's a cop thing because everywhere I've lived the cop neighbor always hated if the dogs made any noise at all. What is it with cops? (I mean I love that they serve and protect, but geesh) They all also seem to enjoy putting weedNfeed on their lawn to make it look perfect.
The felon. As far as I know this is his story (granted it came from his mouth mostly I just pieced together the parts he neglected to tell me when I looked him up online). He is around 30ish now (32 I think but not sure). When he was 18 he got into a gang/bar brawl with his 'buds' and after the cop shows up and gives him an assualt ticket he steals the cop car and blah blah blah. So he spent a little time in jail/prison (not sure which) but came out with a felony conviction. Of course he also tells me how in the summer he has big parties and his buddies come over and they all sit outside and smoke pot. I'm 25 and I have never smoked pot. Odd I know. I just hate smoke in general therefore can't convince myself to try it (and I would get caught because I am that fucking unlucky). At any rate, I am not thrilled about this party idea because I work every other Sat. night and prefer there isn't a bunch of pot smoking people next door that might feel the need to do something felon-like and break into my house in the middle of the night. Especially since this said neighbor knows I have an xbox 360, 2-56 screen tvs in my living room, 2 surround sounds, a Nintendo wii, and 3 computers. I like my stuff and you don't want to know how'd I'd react if any of my possession were missing when I got home. And you really don't want to know how I would react if my dogs were missing when I got home. (Granted nobody would be able to steal Basco because he has a knack for biting anybody who tries to touch him without my permission).
And Mr. Sexist. At work he was always bashing his wife and obviously making sexual comments to other people, but his wife is SO nice. I'm not sure he really knows my best friend had a hand in his departure at his last job, but she did. She wrote up a 5 page thing about him. Of course there were the 3 older women he said, "I like older women because they are more experience" to that wrote up stuff. Oh and shall I mention the 2 gay men he told they were going to hell because they are gay. At any rate, the man has issues, but he's always been pretty nice to me. I gave him a program for their computer to copy dvds, and he invited me to swim in his pool any time I want. Yeah right! Like I'm going to do that. Well I might if it was the middle of the day and he was working and it was just his wife. She babysits during the day though and I'm not a huge fan of children so that won't happen. His wife and kids come between our fences to see the dogs though. She's nice. I dont' know why she married him. Anyways....
My across the street neighbors on the right are parents of a person I worked with at GM. Nice lady I worked with, but I don't think the parents probably care for me too much at all. The first couple of months I was there my brother backed out of my driveway and he backed out of his and they hit each other. Nice job guys! Then about 2 months ago (when my lazy best friend was living with me) she lets the dogs out at like 7a and they were barking and barking and finally at 7:30a the husband came over and knocked at the door and told her to shut them up or he'll call the cops. I don't blame him one bit but my best friend and I look sort of alike except shes skinny and I'm not so I don't know if he knew the difference. And shes a bitch in the morning so I can imagine how well that went.
Then I always have to use air conditioning instead of leaving my windows open because my across the street neighbor to the left has people coming and going at ALL hours. And I have a yappy dachs that barks at every car door that shuts. Gotta love those yappy dogs. He's a decently nice guy and I invited him over for a hockey game, but he didn't bite. He's a smoker along with all of his friends though so I am thinking he didn't want to go somewhere where he had to go outside to smoke.
This was a pointless post really. My point was that I hate neighbors and neighborhoods and I want to move back into the country.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Would you rather...
Would you rather
have a felon as a neighbor
OR
have the person your best friend had fired from her current job for sexual harrasment as a neighbor
have a felon as a neighbor
OR
have the person your best friend had fired from her current job for sexual harrasment as a neighbor
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Day off
I am going to be productive my next 4 days off. Yeah you heard me, 4 days. I get 4 days off every other week and I love it. Of course that requires me working a double shift once a week and a Saturday every other week, but the trade off is well worth it. Do you know how many video games you can play with 4 days off!?!?
Anywho....the brewers suck. Anybody who wants to ready my new sports only blog is welcome to.
/MY SPORTS BLOG
Anywho....the brewers suck. Anybody who wants to ready my new sports only blog is welcome to.
/MY SPORTS BLOG
Movie: Apocalypto
What is wrong with Mel Gibson? What happened to the dude who kicked some ass in Lethal Weapon? His sense of a good movie just went out the window I think. Apocalypto wasn't BAD it was just gross. I don't think I've seen so much gore before and I really like the Die Hard collection. I am looking forward to seeing Hannibal Rising still but am too afraid to watch it while I'm at work because I don't want to get scared and wet myself.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Chris Rock
Now I don't particularly like comedy. I mean who doens't like a little funny, but usually everything is over the top for me, but I love Chris Rock. I'm not a fan of stand up comedy but I saw his Never Scared dvd and it was really cool. I don't think he's been in a movie I didn't like either. He's by far not my favorite actor but he also doesn't do that many movies so you feel like you see him around every corner.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Picture
Yes I know I'm wearing socks with Sandals so you don't have to tell me. I am a dork and I know it. I like socks. If I had a genie and 3 wishes one would be to have a new pair of socks every time I reached into the drawer.
Blogging Sucks
I've decided I hate blogging. I tried to make this mofo all pretty and everthing and it got all messed up and I had to delete it about three times before this.....
Okay I'm done ranting. Let the blogging begin
Okay I'm done ranting. Let the blogging begin
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