F.......ING........SNOW

Seriously now. Every freaking time I have to drive the car around for
work it snows like a mofo or its icy or somehow shitty. And you know
what kind of car we have.....a freaking Colbalt. You can't drive over
any amount of snow in a Cobalt. And I'm sick of getting stuck
everywhere because we drive a tiny ass car.

New Years Resolution

Get a better job so I'm not so overly stressed and tired that I can't
post as often as I want. Or Santa can give me a new job. Quite
honestly I'll take ANY job.....anybody with an offer?

F.........ING............SNOW

I flippin' hate winter. And thats all I gotta say about that.

Hey LGM.....wanna learn the art of the shovel?

Weekend In Mankato

I typed this long ass mofo from my phone so I don't wanna hear about
shitty spelling and grammatical errors.

I made the all but wise trip in the winter to see everybodys favorite
bloggers, LGM and WT. I should have known better when I woke up at
the asscrack of dawn on a Friday to drive 5 hours that I was in for
it.

Just Kidding. The trip was good. I had to shovel on Friday before I
left (Something LGM would be confused about) and of course upon
returning, there was more snow.

Friday we rolled into the Kato Holiday Inn about 4 and I called up the
all favorite LGM. We met at Blue Bricks. I of course was punctual and
even had to go back to the hotel because my brilliant tagalong forgot
her ID. We still beat LGM and WT there though. So I text LGM and she
tells me to get a table for 7. (I think she paid some of these people
because I don't know anybody that has 7 friends). Needless to say I
met LGM and ALL of her friends. Then again she met all of mine and I
only took 1 with me. Anyways, I got a salad (I was on a health kick
this weekend) and it was good but then again, can you really muff up a
salad?

We ventured over to the game and I watched WI regress to playing
something similar to the little tykes that play at intermission at the
Kohl. It was terrible and I thought the refs were terrible but not
nearly as bad as the SCSU refs. The best thing about the game was the
pretzel I had and it was just OK....a little dry.

After the game we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I had my Dirty Girl
Scout. Tastes like my favorite cookie in the whole wide world. Mmmmm.
And I had a Blue UV and Leomonade.....oh wait scratch that, BWW
doesn't carry blue UV so in LGM words I ordered an old gramma drink.
An Armaretto Sour. So about 2315, we left and they went to Blue Bricks
(I think) and we punked out and went back to the hotel because unlike
LGM, we had gotten up at the asscrack of dawn to shovel snow and
drive. Upon trying to explain this to LGM, we decided upon just saying
"We are punkinh out on you" because she was a little too drunk to
understand the words that were coming out of our mouths.

So Saturday I was lazy and only got up to play pool and video games at
the hotel arcade. Then at 5 we met LGM and WT (and company) at Chevys.
Again I had salad and I didn't think it was that great and it tasted
kinda funny. Blue Bricks was better.

So my tagalongs cousin came to the game with us because she only lives
like an hour away and we had never met her bf so perfect opportunity.
Anyways the refs sucked again even though it was to our advantage. If
the Badgers knew how to score on a power play it'd be nice. Anyways,
the game ended in a tie. Jamie McBains mommy sat right behind me and
when he scored his goal on Sat night I thought she was going to fly
through the roof she was so excited. Granted I was pretty excited too
because he was in a little slump so maybe that brought him out of it.

After the game we went to Sidelines where LGM got photo proof that I
exist and she isn't making me up. (we all should have gotten into the
sleigh for a picture). Then we went to Blue Bricks and after that to
The Wine Cafe. The salad from Chevys made me feel like poop and I had
a headache since the second period of the game but I was bound and
determined to show LGM and WT that I wasn't gonna punk out again.
Thought I was gonna yak at the wine cafe but I made it back to the
hotel and felt much better afterwards. (And no kids it wasn't the
alcohol because I only had 3 freekin'drinks)

Sunday we got up ate breakfast and drove back to good ole WI where
they know how to shovel and plow. I seriously don't think I saw a
plowed road or driveway in the entire state of MN. And their fans were
kinda rude and would not sit the fuck down. I don't mind the standing
after a goal but shit. There is really no bad seat at the rink though
when people sit because its so small.

I just wanna say thanks to LGM and WT for hangin' with us losers this
weekend. And a special thanks to WT's Mommy for letting WT miss your
birthday to meet me (I was SO worth it, I swear.)

Weekend Recap

Click HERE for the weekend recap.

I have better things to do but........

Once upon a time ago I actually updated a sidebar on my blog with a note of what game I was playing, what recent movies I've watched, and what book I was reading. So I decided to make a list of my favorite tv shows, favorite movies, and some of the books I've read lately trying to keep myself from going crazy at my job that is fucking retarded right now (and why I like the tv/movie). We aren't going into how much I want to go ape shit on everybody at work though. Movies and Books=happy time, right?

For fun I also added some tv shows and movies that some of my friends like that I can't believe anybody watches!!

Interesting fact: I never watched tv until I lived with my best friend for 2 years. Now I am addicted to tv and own more than 1 TiVo because I watch too many shows. This gives evidence that friends are bad which I why I only choose to have a select few.

TV Shows:
CSI: NY
I like murder mysteries which is what CSI always is. It's usually not too much of a mystery for me though.

CSI (Las Vegas)
See above for reasoning....plus I like Sarah even though she's now gone (as of last weeks show) :(

American Idol
I have no idea why I like it but I think that it has something to do with the fact that I can't sing for shit. Also because I watch the tryout part which is funny and then once I see who makes it I always end up wanting to see who wins. Is all I have to say is, thank god for TiVo so I don't have to watch all the stupid stuff in between the singing. Never would have started watching this show if I didn't have a best friend. (or any other reality tv show for that matter)

House
I love Omar Epps but I also liked it better last year when all 3 were understudies. I probably like medical mysteries as much as murder mysteries.

Prison Break
Wentworth...shitty name but fucking hot.

Big Bang Theory
I think show appeals to my inner geek. I identify with the show WAY too much. It's kinda creepy.

How I Met Your Mother
I didn't think I'd stick through the show past last year, but I can't help to wonder the outcome of who Ted actually marries. The show will probably end without anybody finding out and I will be pissed.

Desperate Housewives
The show could do without Edie for sure, but I think I stick to the show because of Lynette and Bree moreso than anything else. Probably wouldn't have started watching this show if I didn't have a best friend.

Private Practice
Who wouldn't want to watch a show with Taye Diggs are you kidding me?

Grey's Anatomy
Probably wouldn't have started watching this show if I didn't have a best friend. I'm kind of stuck on it now though because I have to know if Derek and Grey end up together and blah blah blah. For reference, I don't think McSteamy is very hot.

Women's Murder Club
I love Angie Harmon to begin with but beyond that I love James Patterson books which is what this show is based off of. It's like a CSI/law and order type show with women calling the shots so it's much better of course.

Real World/Road Rules Challenge
I use to watch RW but never watched RR. I think I like the challenge though because it's like any other competion type reality show. And until I don't know the dude from RW anymore it will be good. (This season is the first RW I haven't seen in awhile). Again brought on by having a best friend.

Carpoolers
I have a think for Jerry Oconnell. I use to watch My Secret Identity as a kid (though nobody I know has ever heard of it) and between that and Stand By Me I've always liked him. The show is pretty funny but I think will probably get lame pretty soon. I've only seem 2 or 3 episodes so far.

Shows I can't believe my friends watch:
Dancing with the Stars
Ghost Hunters/TAPS or any of those "haunted" shows
Days of Our Lives
Passions
Any other daytime tv crap like that
Beauty and the Geek
Bachelor
Xfiles





Movies:
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
I love Angelina Jolie. If I was Brad Pitt I would have done the same thing. Granted there wasn't much of a choice for her taking a step up when your last marriage was to Billy Bob Thornton.

The Rock
I will watch any movie about Alcatraz. I will also watch every movie with Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in it.

Any James Bond movie
Sean Connery was the best bond. One thing I don't like about any of them is that they are all hairy and I don't like the hairy thing much. I like Bond so much that I hate Austin Powers because it mocks my Bond.

Lord of the Rings
I hate Elijah Wood. ALOT. I actually didn't watch these for a long time because I hate him so much but after watching them, they rock. Provided you have no life for the 3 hours each of them take.

Star Wars
I don't even know what I love them, but I do. My favorite character is Jar Jar Binks. My friends dog moans and sounds like chewbacca somtimes. Thats interesting.

Back to the Future
Michael J. Fox is just awesome. I don't think there was a movie with him I didn't like. Everybody in those movies did a great job of acting.

The Usual Suspects
If you haven't seen this movie you should. Some people think it's boring but once the end hits it's crazy. Good good movie. See it.



Movies I can't believe some of my friends like:
The Wedding Singer
Harry Potter
American Pie (all of them)
Nacho Libre
Napoleon Dynamite






Books:
Any James Patterson book will do, but I've recently read Double Cross and I'm really excited for another one to come out (in Feb. just in time for my birthday).

I also read Karin Slaughter who writes similar to Patterson. If you like murder mysteries I suggest you try out both of these authors.
PS....if you're going to read Karin Slaughter make sure you aren't visiting around Atlanta at the time because reading a murder mystery about a city you're currently visiting is a little creepy.

Just Practicing

Just checking to see if this new thingy works so I can actually blog
from work.....

Wow does blogger suck

I finally find a way to blog from my phone but forbids me to set up the blogging via my phone. I couldn't be any more of a dork right now could I?

In other news around my life....my boss is a fucking moron. The General Manager of the Madison office got fired and now the acting GM wants to have a meeting with us supervisors to discuss the site manager where I am. The good news is the old GM was the bastard that fucked me out of the job I should have gotten.....the bad news is I liked him better than the the acting GM. I can't win....but at least I might have a different job in a few weeks. That'd be nice. $43,000 a year with fabulous health insurance......I only prey for that. Oh how I need health insurance.....

Badgers Split with Tech

Friday Night
Michigan Tech 4
Badgers 2

Saturday Night
Michigan Tech 2
Badgers 4

The games were closer than the score indicates. For the recap visit:
HOCKEY RECAP

Badgers Off Week

The Badgers were off this week so I was bored. Well not really. I moved some couches and played a shit ton of video games. Plus Guitar Hero 3 came out today so I played that a lot today. The Rockies are not doing too hot in the World Series so thats depressing. Other than that I've spent my weekend doing nothing. I have notta thing interesting to say really...go figure. Badgers start their WCHA play with Michigan Tech next Friday. Go Badgers!!

Why Do Dogs Have a Voicebox?

3. To let you know they need to go outside.
Why in the everyloving fuck doesn't my dog use it for that then? He just uses his 1 inch in diameter paw to stratch on the door which is all the way across the house and only does so when the TV is up, Video Games are being played, or I am sleeping therefore causing me to not hear the sound that is no more loud than a pin falling.

2. To alert you of potential harm.
Seriously now, the people walking down the road, the other dogs in the neighborhood that are doing their business in their own lawn, and the kids jumping on the trampoline next door are not immediate threats so shut the fuck up dog. Of course when you barked at the dumbass neighbor who put the trampoline up at 2AM, now that was a little strange...good job.

1. BECAUSE DOGS LIKE TO ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP.
Oh my mother fucking god. I swear to god that if the dog whines or barks one more time when I am attempting to sleep, I will kill him. Okay I won't because it's not my dog that does it, but fuck.

I love my dogs because when there are only my two dogs, they are great. Jase sleeps like 20 hours a day and the only problem I have with him is that he likes to eat things that are plastic (combs, xbox controllers, birth control cases) when I leave him alone. Not the best dog, but hey it could be worse. If you have ever seen the animated Tarzan movie, Jase is like the elephant where you touches the water with his toe and says, "Are you sure this waters sanitary?" If it's muddy he will stand at the door and pee out it because he doesn't like getting wet or dirty. Granted if Bailey is over and he goes and plays in the mud then Jase thinks that if he doesn't do it that Bailey will make fun of him. Then Bailey bodyslams Jase into the mud and he comes running in and sits next to or on top of me as if to say, "Ewww...get it off get it off." Anyways, he's a decent dog.

Basco will bark on occasion but usually only if the doorbell rings, somebody knocks, there are kids poking sticks at him through the fence, or my buddy Jonah is over. He doesn't like Jonah much. He doesn't like men, facial hair, or hats really, but he gets use to them after awhile. Jonah has been coming over for at least 3 years every Friday and/or Saturday to play video games and Basco barks the ENTIRE time Jonah is over. Anyways, other than Jonah, Basco doesn't really bark unless he should. BUT if Ty is over it's another story because Basco thinks that if Ty barks, he must see something so he'd better join in even though he has no clue what he's doing. Ty will bark at EVERYTHING. You breathe wrong, he barks. The dog barks at the wind. I just want to sleep for fucks sake dog.

Anyways, moral of the story is that having friends with dogs is cool, but it's like watching other peoples kids....sending the home is the BEST part. It makes you love your own even more.

Slacker

I'm a slacker I know. I've been doing shit and have had a bunch of interviews for new jobs and have been having a hell of a time at work because I am required to do 4 times as much as anybody else. Also I keep getting jipped on my paycheck which makes it feel so worthwhile to go to work, right? Anyways onto the non conference badger hockey talk....

This weekend was a great weekend for the Badgers, but you know, it wasn't like they played a good team. Friday night the penalties were killer. You're bound to let the other team score when you give them at least 5 chances to have a 5-3. I don't really know what to say about the games either night because as I say, the competition was terrible. How bad was it? Well it was so bad that they could barely skate down the ice with the puck on their stick. It was like watching the Mighty Mights between periods. Okay not that bad, but it was pretty bad. Saturday night the freshman recruit got the start and he did pretty good for a freshman. Kyle Turris is a very good player and I think with Davies and Street out there with him that the line is pretty solid and will do some damage this year. Also there doesn't seem to be much drop off in the lines and that should help. We'll see in 2 weeks when they open the WCHA play against Michigan Tech at the Kohl Center.

PS....I will update a shit ton more now that it's hockey season.

Heather

I have a neice, Heather. She's 12. I'm not sure I was as retarded as she is when I was 12. I was quiet and smart. She is the total opposite. The only thing we really have in common is that we like geeky things like video games and electronic gadgets. Anyways.....we are in the car going to get the disk for "The Sims: Open for Business" because they sold me the display case!! and Heather was spouting about some kid in her class that said this and then somebody says that and blah blah blah blah and then says, " I was like O-M-G that was so dumb" You know those commercials when the kids and gramma speak in text? Thats what it sounded like for a minute. People actually speak like that?!? That is just wrong. When did life turn into this place where you speak in text and IM language. I mean gees, I text and IM quite a bit but I don't think I've ever spoke in anything that came close to 'shorthand' in verbal form. Seriously, do people really talk like this or is it just 12 year old girls? If the work "like" comes out of her mouth before every sentence the next time I see her like I did last weekend, I might go crazy!

Game and stuff

I went to the Brewers game on Thursday night. I think I spent more time thinking about punching the guy next to me than watching the game though. If you don't know a damn thing about baseball, don't yell stupid things to make it sounds like it. Being louder doesn't make the words coming out of your mouth any more right.


In other news I hope that the NFL games tomorrow go a little better than the college games today. I did horrible on my fantasy football college teams today.

Hockey is around the corner....NOW WITH LINKS AS REQUESTED

Go to My Sports Blog to see the rundown on everything for the Badgers I wrote. The departed, the returning, the newbies, and my team predictions.

Some added on from that is my predictions for the WCHA for the season in which I will not put there because it is nothing but based on my liking of the other teams combined with how well I think they will do. For instance, I love Mankatos jerseys and want them to do well so they are a lot higher than most people would put them.

So here they are:
1. Sioux
Lets face it, their entire team is returning

2. Wisconsin
I'm bias and hanging my hopes on Turris, Street, and Connelly.

3. Gophers
LGM is getting her ass kicked for being a secondary fan of this god forsaken team BUT they are good I just hate them

4. Pioneers
They always have a decent team so I can't fault them too much. I have no quams with Denver as of right now or else they'd be under Duluth.

5. Mavericks
I don't care if Mankato was as bad as the Seawolves, they would still hit 5 with me because I completely love their jerseys. I like them so much I would probably wear one if I went to a Badgers/Maverick game in Mankato (just to ensure not to get anything thrown at me and because they are cool looking)

6. Huskies (St. Cloud)
Is it bad that I had to look up their mascot because I forgot what they were? That tells you how much I like them.They have kinda cool uniforms though. Better than Gophers at least. WT wins extra points above LGM for liking the Huskies more than the Gophers, but since she doesn't like hockey like the rest of us they are about even.

7. Bulldogs
I have nothing against Duluth they just aren't that great of a hockey team usually. They have a cool mascot though.

8. Huskies (MT)
I just have a lot against Michigan. Long story and no I won't go into it. I have a hard time liking anything in Michigan at all because I am bias against the entire damn state.

9. Tigers
I just hate CC and I hope they suck. Go Denver!

10. Seawolves
They just aren't really ever good. And the recent feud on RWD comment with Donald has made them fall to 10th place because before that they were tied with the Tigers. Not really that was a complete lie, they were always 10th on my list. What are Seawovles anyways? Seriously, I've never heard of one and I think of myself as cultured....sometimes.

Sidenote: If you look on the USCHO standing we're all number 1. That's how it should be, we are all winners. Until the puck hits the ice that is.


Next on the agenda....numbers. Why do players feel they need to change their freakin' numbers after their freshman year? Seriously, no wonder I can't remember who is what number until 3 games into the season. Grr. Some peoples children, I'm tellin' ya. How do they expect me to remember who they are if they change their numbers all the time. Except Street, he can change his (he didn't) all he wants but he'll just have to take his shirt off completely for me so I can tell who it is.

And onward...
My early nominees for the All Hottie teams are in. It might change after I see them up close and personal so these are just a hint at who they might be and who to look for/at when WI is in town. And I have came to the conclusion that the Badgers need to find better times to take pictures of theses guys. Most of them look like it was just after practice and they threw a suit coat on them and snapped it.


Drewiske
Has the guy next door look

Davies
Has one of those cute squishy faces

Bohmbach
Has the hard ass military look

Bendickson
Has the pretty boy look

Ford
Doesn't really have a look he's just hot. But his picture doesn't do him justice.

Street
Has the boy next door look but his picture is also horrible. He sure has a nice set of abs and great muscle tone all over.

Mitchell
As long as he doesn't smile goofy he's pretty cute

Henderson
He'll never see ice time but he's good looking.

Goloubef
A freshman but he is cute and has blonde hair and blue eyes which for me isn't my typical liking.





The guys that never had or ever will have a chance to make the hottie team:

Engel
He looks like a caveman

Grotting
Troll comes to mind, but that isn't right. I don't know how to describe it.


I have a goal this year of getting a picture of every player that I think should be eligible for the hottie team and post it so that voters on RWD's site can really get a good look at them.

Hockey Season is Official

It is officially hockey season and time for me to start talking about hockey now. I got my season tickets in the mail on Saturday and now it's time to sit down, look at the roster, and evaluate everybody. Okay so that isn't going to happen on here, but in my mind I will be. I am not quite the stats person all the time and I am horrible with checking up on player in the offseason and checking out the incoming players. Believe it or not, I probably have learned more about the new WI recruits for this year from all the other fabulous blogs I read. If I get around to it, I will probably put my two cents in.

I officially won't have the internet at work beginning Oct. 1, or at least in the capacity of a laptop with access. I bought myself a Motorola Q to keep myself occupied at work though. I am a dork, I know. I might even actually post from a game sometime if anybody is hot to know the score and it isn't on tv where they are....but you'll have to ask sometime in the same week as the game or I'll forget. Anyways, I probably won't post a shit ton on the Q because, well lets face it, it's tiny and nothing like typing on a keyboard. I think I might get up to 30 words a minute on that thing if I try hard enough, but compared to the 70+ I can type on a computer, it seems like it takes FOREVER.

So my new boss has to call me every 10 minutes to ask me what to do all the time. I might go crazy before the opening game of hockey this year.......

It's Been FOREVER

I know, I know, I haven't been on here in forever. Ya'll probably stopped checking to see if I was alive. I get sidetracked easy (usually by video games). Lately I've been busy as all get out though. My boss quit a month ago and of course they hire a new guy 2 days prior to her last day which obviously does not give her time to train him. So guess who gets to train the new guy?!?! You're truely. And guess who trained my boss when she started....yup, Me again. And now you're asking, well why didn't they promote you to it? Well I can answer that for ya, although it's a long story. Here is the shortened version of it. This time I just didn't apply for it because last time before our female boss was hired I applied because I had been doing the job for our boss at that time because he was a lazy ass mofo that didn't want to do anything other than have an affair (they are just best friends say them) with the secretary. Anyways, so I applied and thought I had a great interview and everything. I guess I didn't. I found out I didn't get hired for it by calling my boss one morning and he said he was on his way to work. I asked why because he was never at work before noon and he said, "well I have to train the girl taking my spot." Nice way to find out you didn't get the job that you had been doing for the last year. So then he trains her for 2 weeks but she doesn't learn anything other than how to flirt with the receptionist so she calls me the day of her first day alone and says, "I know you are upset over not getting this job but I also know that you know everything about this place so could you please train me on something other than flirting." And of course I'm nice so I did it. We became more friends than her being my boss but that was cool. Not getting promoted was the reason I switched to nights so I didn't have to deal with people anymore. I also finished out my week on days and went into the main office to turn in payroll and the general manager (head of the madison branch that interviewed me and I actually had a friendly relationship with or so I thought) called me into his office and told me that I had the worst interview ever, I am too young, and that I live too far away from Madison and to never ever apply for a position again because he was mad and would never promote me. (flirty boss lived 20 minutes further than I did and now the new boss lives even further than him). At any rate, I got fucked out of the job. So I didn't bother applying this time and the female boss says, "well the general manager asked why you didn't apply. I told him I didn't know" my response was of course that he had told me never to apply for anything again. and she says, "I know you told me that and I kind of mentioned it/hinted to him about it and he said that he doesn't remember saying it. But I am quite she he probably did." In so little words, our general manager is an ass and only does what is good for him and he always says he knows he treats people like shit. Great, grand, wonderful, now why would I apply again?!? Anyways, so this new guy doesn't know how to use any microsoft office applications, types with two fingers, and doesn't understand the schedule. What? Yeah, you heard me. He's a dumbass, one that lives in Green Bay to boot. Like he's going to be able to be on call. Nice. So I have been training him and doing the schedule and payroll for him for the last 2 weeks because he dind't have time to learn the schedule/payroll system (it's on paper, not that hard) but whatever. So tomorrow I am giving it up to him (I hope) and I will have time to do whatever I want again. Though this new guys is kind of a jackass so I am not sure I"ll be able to have my computer at work anymore or anything like that. We'll see.

In other news, I've officially played Oblivion for 170+ hours now. I really wish those motherfucking games didn't tell you how long you're actually spent playing them. Why can't they just save and say, "saved at 06:32AM" just so I know when the last save was. I don't want to know I've spent more hours playing a game than there are in an entire week. So I'll play more when I get home tomorrow. Only 1 1/2 months until Guitar Hero III comes out, and only 3 weeks until Halo 3 is out. I gotta finish Obvilion quickly here. I only have 5 more Oblivion Gates to close though.

The Weekend Kicked My Ass

So last week we have the all important Thursday night softball league tourney. Why is it so important you ask? Well because we get to play on a field that we can hit the ball over the fence. That is major exciting to us, except for the 2 home run per game limit. Granted I don't think any team surpassed the 2 over the fence limit. On Saturday we of course lose the first game of the double elimination tourney and end up playing 3 games on Saturday which wasn't so bad, but then we decided to come back through the losers brackets on Sunday and win the entire thing. Doesn't sound that difficult but Sunday I woke up with a terrible cold and we weren't even sure that we'd have 10 people show up. So the first game we play the toughest team in the league and we usually lose to them every year for 1st place by losing the last game of the season to them (not that I really care whether we get 1st or 2nd in league 'cause it isn't like we get anything for it). So we are down 8 runs in the 5th inning and I don't know how but we decide to jump on our horse and come back in win in the bottom of the 8th with a base hit to right field. Yea! That was at one and then we have an hour off and end up playing at 3, 4, 5, 6 and because we played an undefeated team and won, we had to play two games to win at 6. It was a long long long day. By the end I was grunting every time I had to throw the ball back to the pitcher from 1st base which isn't that far. I was TIRED....and I had to work that night....and I had a cold. Oh...and I got hit with a line drive in the leg but nicely had my leg flexed so I had a charlie horse for like 3 days. I lived through one night of work but then was so sick that I had to miss two shifts. I guess they frown upon puking in the toilet because it scares people. Who knew? Anyways, it was one of those weekends. I'm so glad there is only one Thursday night and one Wednesday night game left for softball 'cause I think my broken knee is going to fall off. Shocker...and I know, I know, thats what I get for playing on a broken knee.

Slacker

I'm a slacker. I read everybody's awesome blogs but get lazy and don't write anything in my own. Of course I don't have anything cool to say 'cause I don't go to little kids baseball games and get in fights with 400 pd women like WinTwins or go to Chitown and run into strange people like LGM, but hey, I did stay at a holiday express last night. Those have got to be the most fucking retarded commercials EVER and they play them all the time.

Anyways....whats new with me...well Big Brother is on 3 days a week so that takes up a lot of my time. For anybody that watches the show, if I knew anybody like Evil Dick I would cut his balls off and shove them in his mouth so that he can't word vomit anymore. He's such an ass.

Last week I dog sat 2 puppies from wiemeraner hell. My best friend thought it would be cool if we collectively dog sat them because I work when she's home and she works when I'm home. The problem with this theory is that the dogs sleep all fucking night long with her and then I don't get a bit of sleep during the day. The other problem is that they get up 4 or 5 times a night because with my dogs and hers we had 4 wiemeraners in the house and when one moves, they all move and all don't have to go potty at the same time. So I have to get up with them when I don't work and I have to worry when I am at work because Jenny sleeps like the DEAD! I came home from work Monday morning to 1 dog in my sunroom and 3 outside. Thinking to myself "fuck Jenny you were so tired you coudln't even open the door for all 4 dogs" until I turn the corner and see that the dog had climbed in through the top sunroom window. Now how Jenny did not hear this commotion as Sterling ripped the screen, ripped the blinds, tore down the curtain rod is beyond me. I also now have about 5 holes being dug to China that are big enough to fit 1 wiemeraner and 2 mini wiener dogs right now that I have to fill in. I also lost two window well covers and a 2 gallon dog watering dish thingy. All in all it was nothing less than a hellish week. Oh yeah, and I also got jumped on so many times that I think I will never be able to have children. I'm also glad that my knee survived the week although it is still extrememly sore from getting pounced on. At least the wieners went to grammas house. Well they kinda HAD to because Basco attacked one of the puppies about 10 minutes after they got there and I had to peel his jaws apart to get him off. But I am so glad to be back to only having my big lug Jase and angry at life Basco. Jase is learning "shake" but he thinks he should paw the food out of my hand instead of shake with my empty hand. He's not the top of his class let me tell ya. Of course he's better than Basco is just too stubborn to learn anything.

So in other news, my brother had his second kid on Wednesday morning. Don't get excited in saying it's so exciting to be an aunt because I've been one since I was 9 (old brothers). Anyways, he named it Larry LaVern III. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? Like you need two Larry's in a house. We called my bro "Luke" his whole life because there were two Larry's in the house until my dad died when Luke was 14, but when he went to college everybody called him Larry so now everybody calls him Larry. In fact I called his house before he was married to his wife and she answered and when I asked for Luke she said, "you have the wrong number." Anyways, JR's I'm okay with, but the 3rd? Of course the fact that he never liked it when anybody found out his middle name was LaVern you'd think he'd consider that when naming his children. The first one got a normal name "Drew" so why torture the second one?!? He wants a girl really bad I think and was damn sure it was going to be one so perhaps they didn't have any names picked out? He's very unprepared and always thinks he's right so that could very well be the case. I've got a whole list of names I want to name my kids. Of course they are going to end up being my dogs names because I will probably never have kids, but whatever.

So yeah, like I was saying, nothing is happening with me. I'll try to cut down on the swearing next entry. I've been swearing like a sailor lately...probably because I watch Brewers baseball.

Brewers Sucked on Saturday

I went to the game on Saturday and man did it suck. It was boring and I kept yawning. I mean the game was fun and all, but the Brewers didn't do anything and it turned out to be quite boring. I mean geesh, we walked the other teams 12 year old looking pitcher (who by the way had an amazing shutout after 8 innings).

Here are some pictures.

I was naughty

I played softball tonight. Hobble and all. Well actually I didn't really hobble, my range of mobility just isn't great. I was the least injured of our injured/out of commission people on the team. One girl was just out of commission for the day because it was her birthday yesterday and she didn't feel too hot today. We only had 9 with me so it's good I showed up, but the other team was the worst team in the league with a record of 0- how many ever games they've played where we are how many ever games we've played -0. So we won needless to say and my knee actually doesn't feel too bad. Granted I am waiting to go to bed and see how it is when I wake up in the morning.

In other news.....before I left for my game, the door to my mailbox magically appeared back on my mailbox. What do you know?!? You don't think the kids parents were a little upset with them, do you? It would be nice to know if I had mail that was in there when they decided to bash it though. Oh well, I guess at least I don't have to buy a new mailbox this way. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they might have gotten caught by keeping the evidence with them. I mean hello stupid kids, don't keep the mailbox cover that says (1909) on it if you don't want people to know who's mailbox cover you took!!!

Children and Mailboxes

I'm going to go off and rant and swear like no other. Just a warning.

All kids that don't have proper supervisor or respect for property should be shot. I'm not even close to joking. I don't like kids much to begin with so when the mother fucking kids in the neighborhood have to tear apart my fucking mailbox on a day when I work a double shift so there was obviously mail in the box, it pisses me off. Not only that but I was expecting a game and a cover for my cell phone in the mail so if they stole that I am going to be beyond pissed off. Don't kids have respect for property anymore? What the fuck? I mean jesus fucking christ can't you just leave other peoples shit alone. My mailbox wasn't hurting anybody and I'm sure the mother fuckers stole my mail. Not that it's that big of a deal unless the two things I was expecting where there. I was also expecting a cell bill but I can just go pay that later. I'm beyond pissed right now and I just got off a 16 hour shift so me being pissed right now is NOT a good thing. I hate kids even more now. Seriously to all parents out there....supervise your stupid fucking children so they don't do stupid shit to other peoples property.

Oblivion

I've been playing a shitload of Oblivion lately. That game rocks but I've played it for about 27 hours and have only closed one of sixteen oblivion gates. There are so many freakin' quests and shit it is just huge.

And the season is over for me

I'm back from my rampage. I feel better. Well not really but I am coming to terms with not being able to play softball.

Warning....

I may not post a whole lot for awhile and if I do it will probably be filled with a lot of profanity because I mother fucking god damn torn my MCL slipping on a mother fucking hill.

I feel a little better now.

nothing good

I play a lot of softball. So I recently got put into the outfield because we have too many infielders. Not a big deal. I mean nobody really NEEDS depth perception to catch a ball right? A little luck and a good runner gets ya far. Well at least for me. I am not a bad outfielder, I just have bad depth perception so when I catch the ball I look like a moron because I can't tell where it's going to land until it's pretty close to me, but I usually catch it. Anyways, I've been playing with these girls for a long time and I'm the one that gets booted to the outfield even though the new girl is a good player. She's just a whiner so therefore since I don't whine (except on here) I get thrown out there. I really don't care that much though, I'm just scared of messing up.


So tonight I go to softball and I have to walk over the railroad tracks and down a small hill. So as I'm doing down the hill I slip on the rocks and my knee does something funky and I get up and feel like a retard of course. So I play anyways and have a hard time running and it doesn't hurt really but feels funky wierd. So I go on a date after softball and at the end of the date we go to get up from the table and I can barely get up 'cause my knee is so sore. I felt like a retard yet again. At any rate, my knee is all fucked up and I can barely walk. Of course this was after an already terrible day. At least my date was good except the guy talks a lot but I can handle that.

I'm Married to JJ Hardy.....

In my dreams that is. I had a dream last night that I was married to JJ Hardy. Well at first we were just dating and eventually by the end of my dream we were married and it was a great dream. JJ Hardy has the prettiest eyes ever. Well actually a guy I went to high school with had better eyes, but he was a jackass so JJ is much better. Alot of my dreams actually come true, I could only wish that this one would.

PS3

I bought a ps3. A bad idea, though oh so fun. I bought Ghost Rider on Blu-Ray and the HDMI cord and oh my is the picture just fucking fabulous.

Other than that nothing else is happening in my life. My neighbor is selling some cocker spaniel puppies if anybody wants to buy one. I hate cocker spaniels.

The Bunny Killers: Part I & II

The Bunny Killer: Part I

My ma owns a duplex and my best friend and I use to live in one side together. It's a duplex that can either be a duplex or a house really so since we've always been the same family living in it, the backyard was fenced as one big yard. My ma has a shed that Mrs. Momma Bunny thinks is the best place to keep her babies when she has them. Therefore Ty and Basco grew up chasing bunnies the first year of their life but never caught one. The day my best friend moved back into her own house from my house, she let her dogs out into her yard that hadn't been mowed in I don't know how long. She unloads some stuff and goes into the yard and notices that Bailey had something in his mouth. It was a baby bunny and he was ripping it apart. (thats so gross) So then she sees Ty is chewing on something and assumes it's a baby bunny as well. As she gets close she sees it's indeed a babby bunny and Ty gets anxious that she's coming and swallows it whole. (I'll wait while ya'll go throw up) Yeah, the little dachs swallowed a baby bunny whole. I thought only snakes did crap like that!! So then here is Bailey around the side of the tree doing tearing up another baby bunny. Finally she gets them inside and cleans up the bunny mess. How gross.

The Bunny Killer: Part II

Basco and Jase (my dogs) spend every Monday at my Ma's house because I work a double shift. So she calls about 8 last night and says, "you own bunny killers". My first question, "Do I own bunny killers, or bunny eaters?". She says, "oh just killers." I was relieved oddly enough. My ma went to let Basco and Jase in and when Jase jogged by Basco to come in Basco growled at him (meaning he had something that he didn't want Jase to have) so my Ma knew something was up. She goes out there and he has 2 baby bunnies (that he killed) in front of him as he's sleeping in the grass growling at Jase. (he does the same thing with rawhides inside. Hords them and growls at Jase when he walks by, moves, or breathes pretty much). So then Ma goes out picks up Basco, throws the two bunnies over the back fence and takes Basco inside. Then she goes to let Jase in and he has a third bunny and he's tossing it around like it's a stuffed toy or a rawhide. I don't think he had any clue he was playing with a dead animal. He's kinda a pretty boy and won't even walk through mud or drink water if it doesn't have ice cubes in it. So my ma goes out and of course Jase brings her the bunny so that she can throw it for him. So she throws that one over the fence too. She's pretty sure that Jase didn't kill any 'cause he's a big lug and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Basco on the other hand....he has issues. He thinks every moving thing is his to kill. Including men with hats and facial hair. And Jonah, my gaming buddy, for some reason Basco wants to kill him. Good thing the guys I date are geeky and can't grow facial hair.

Neighbors and Neighborhoods

So as we've learned I have a felon on one side of me and the person my best friend got fired for sexual harrasment on the other (though it wasn't just her there were 10 other complaints against him).

The guy that lives behind me is a cop. Which is ironic and funny. You see I've lived in the same house from when I was born until I was 18. Since then I've lived in 3 different houses and all of those has always been right next door to a cop. Not that I much care being as though I was going to be a cop at one point in time but instead decided to go down the avenue labelled "more money, doesn't require getting shot at just shit on with every joke in the book". Anyways, I'm a bit off track here. I don't particularly like any of my neighbors really. The cop is okay, but doesn't like it when dogs bark. Okay well I have a mini dachs that is the definition of a small ankle biting yappy dog, but only if men or other dogs are around. The cop has a dog as well. A pointer. A very very very energetic pointer that enjoys running up and down the back fence line trying to get the dachs to play which means the dachs barks. Now really...is that my fault. I was scared of the cop before I moved in because the jerk neighbor had told me that the cop called the cops (he's not a cop for the town we live in) on his dogs because they were barking. I don't just let my dogs bark at all hours, I'm not a mean person and I can't stand hearing Basco bark anyhow. They obviously aren't out between 10p and 8a unless it's a weekend because I'm at work so I wasn't that worried, but he has a thing for not liking dogs that bark and it bugs me. His dogs barks sometimes too. They are dogs, they bark sometimes. I think it's a cop thing because everywhere I've lived the cop neighbor always hated if the dogs made any noise at all. What is it with cops? (I mean I love that they serve and protect, but geesh) They all also seem to enjoy putting weedNfeed on their lawn to make it look perfect.

The felon. As far as I know this is his story (granted it came from his mouth mostly I just pieced together the parts he neglected to tell me when I looked him up online). He is around 30ish now (32 I think but not sure). When he was 18 he got into a gang/bar brawl with his 'buds' and after the cop shows up and gives him an assualt ticket he steals the cop car and blah blah blah. So he spent a little time in jail/prison (not sure which) but came out with a felony conviction. Of course he also tells me how in the summer he has big parties and his buddies come over and they all sit outside and smoke pot. I'm 25 and I have never smoked pot. Odd I know. I just hate smoke in general therefore can't convince myself to try it (and I would get caught because I am that fucking unlucky). At any rate, I am not thrilled about this party idea because I work every other Sat. night and prefer there isn't a bunch of pot smoking people next door that might feel the need to do something felon-like and break into my house in the middle of the night. Especially since this said neighbor knows I have an xbox 360, 2-56 screen tvs in my living room, 2 surround sounds, a Nintendo wii, and 3 computers. I like my stuff and you don't want to know how'd I'd react if any of my possession were missing when I got home. And you really don't want to know how I would react if my dogs were missing when I got home. (Granted nobody would be able to steal Basco because he has a knack for biting anybody who tries to touch him without my permission).

And Mr. Sexist. At work he was always bashing his wife and obviously making sexual comments to other people, but his wife is SO nice. I'm not sure he really knows my best friend had a hand in his departure at his last job, but she did. She wrote up a 5 page thing about him. Of course there were the 3 older women he said, "I like older women because they are more experience" to that wrote up stuff. Oh and shall I mention the 2 gay men he told they were going to hell because they are gay. At any rate, the man has issues, but he's always been pretty nice to me. I gave him a program for their computer to copy dvds, and he invited me to swim in his pool any time I want. Yeah right! Like I'm going to do that. Well I might if it was the middle of the day and he was working and it was just his wife. She babysits during the day though and I'm not a huge fan of children so that won't happen. His wife and kids come between our fences to see the dogs though. She's nice. I dont' know why she married him. Anyways....

My across the street neighbors on the right are parents of a person I worked with at GM. Nice lady I worked with, but I don't think the parents probably care for me too much at all. The first couple of months I was there my brother backed out of my driveway and he backed out of his and they hit each other. Nice job guys! Then about 2 months ago (when my lazy best friend was living with me) she lets the dogs out at like 7a and they were barking and barking and finally at 7:30a the husband came over and knocked at the door and told her to shut them up or he'll call the cops. I don't blame him one bit but my best friend and I look sort of alike except shes skinny and I'm not so I don't know if he knew the difference. And shes a bitch in the morning so I can imagine how well that went.

Then I always have to use air conditioning instead of leaving my windows open because my across the street neighbor to the left has people coming and going at ALL hours. And I have a yappy dachs that barks at every car door that shuts. Gotta love those yappy dogs. He's a decently nice guy and I invited him over for a hockey game, but he didn't bite. He's a smoker along with all of his friends though so I am thinking he didn't want to go somewhere where he had to go outside to smoke.


This was a pointless post really. My point was that I hate neighbors and neighborhoods and I want to move back into the country.

Would you rather...

Would you rather

have a felon as a neighbor

OR

have the person your best friend had fired from her current job for sexual harrasment as a neighbor

Day off

I am going to be productive my next 4 days off. Yeah you heard me, 4 days. I get 4 days off every other week and I love it. Of course that requires me working a double shift once a week and a Saturday every other week, but the trade off is well worth it. Do you know how many video games you can play with 4 days off!?!?

Anywho....the brewers suck. Anybody who wants to ready my new sports only blog is welcome to.

/MY SPORTS BLOG

Movie: Apocalypto

What is wrong with Mel Gibson? What happened to the dude who kicked some ass in Lethal Weapon? His sense of a good movie just went out the window I think. Apocalypto wasn't BAD it was just gross. I don't think I've seen so much gore before and I really like the Die Hard collection. I am looking forward to seeing Hannibal Rising still but am too afraid to watch it while I'm at work because I don't want to get scared and wet myself.

Chris Rock

Now I don't particularly like comedy. I mean who doens't like a little funny, but usually everything is over the top for me, but I love Chris Rock. I'm not a fan of stand up comedy but I saw his Never Scared dvd and it was really cool. I don't think he's been in a movie I didn't like either. He's by far not my favorite actor but he also doesn't do that many movies so you feel like you see him around every corner.

Picture

Yes I know I'm wearing socks with Sandals so you don't have to tell me. I am a dork and I know it. I like socks. If I had a genie and 3 wishes one would be to have a new pair of socks every time I reached into the drawer.

Blogging Sucks

I've decided I hate blogging. I tried to make this mofo all pretty and everthing and it got all messed up and I had to delete it about three times before this.....
Okay I'm done ranting. Let the blogging begin